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ATTENTION: U HAVE BEEN HIT BY THE 420 CURSE
U MUST NOW SMOKE A FAT BLUNT ER'DAY AT 4:20PM
TO LIFT THIS CURSE SEND THIS TO 420 OF UR XXWEEDLUVERXX FRIENDS
BLAZIN' UP ALL DAY ERR'DAY WEED LOVERS REPRESENT
THOSE WHO DONT LITE UP R FAGGOT PUSSYS THUMBS UP IF U AGREE
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8===> A Hot dick
C==(( ) Cave man dick (side view)
( .|=|. ) Tit screwing
} top view of a senior citizen's hard-on
:-) -: Smilie with an erection
:-( :- Impotent (Or let down).
:-( -8 Blue balls.
;-) o===8 Braggart.
:-\ 8o After a cold shower.
;-) ===8 Circumcised.
8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain.
:-) -^-: In need of some corrective surgery.
:-) :-... Taking a leak.
:-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand.
:-o ^^: After zipping up fly too fast.
B=D Short penis
B~~D Limp penis
B==Q Prince Albert penis
-> teeny pee pee