BORT!
Ryan
This happend several years ago and its still the funniest thing that ever happened, imo, in my humble honest opinion, to be honest:
Baron von Bytecode posted:
Once upon a time, a YOSPOSTER found a fake keygen that forced computers running it into a botnet. This botnet was incredibly poorly written and lacked any of the security/encryption that pro botnets feature. After a few hours of analysis, the YOSPOSTER found that he could easily take control of the botnet and push new payloads to all of it's members. Thus, a program was concocted that opened a window on the screen with a picture of Bill Cosby, took a screenshot, and uploaded the screenshot to a web site. This "cozpop" executable was pushed to all the computers in the botnet. What you have seen is a screenshot from one of these infected computers.

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BORT! May 16, 2013 @ 4:13pm 
okay steam, i got the trading cards. now i want the emotes. how do i get the emotes. im looking for some top-quality steam emotes
The Dankest Chimichanga Ever Mar 9, 2013 @ 6:49pm 
Here is my favorite song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QEjgPh4SEmU#t=13s and here are the new lyrics I just wrote

BORT! BORT BORT BORT! BORT BORT BORT! BORT BORT BOOOORRRRT!
BORT! BORT BORT BORT! BORT BORT BORT! BORT BORT BOOOORRRRT!
BORT!
BORT BORT BOOORRRT...
BORT BORT BOOORRRT...
BORT BORT BOOOOORRRRRTTT...
BORT!
~repeat, ad nauseum~
Hamburger Helper Jan 7, 2013 @ 11:45am 
Q-Tips have murdered more than 20 people in the past fiscal cliff. There are no warning labels on q-tips about inherent brian damage. I'm creating a website, right now (well not *right now* since I'm typing this right now, get off my case) about the dangers regarding the use of q-tips. I mean seriously grab a q-tip right now and observe how it's blank.... no warning label on the stick whatsoever. Actually, I'm going to change my website right now: the warning label should be printed on the cotton itself, so you see it before you put it in your eye. Yeah that's a good idea. Geocities™
obstipator Jan 1, 2013 @ 6:08pm 
thanks u for the compujter.
no wait! this compujer doesnt have backspace ekey or tab key. *points at the missing keys and gets really mad*
BORT! Dec 29, 2012 @ 10:36am 
when life gives you lemons,... rub them in your eyes! god wants you to suffer!
BORT! Dec 17, 2012 @ 9:39am 
i am the walrus