Rednecks are living proof that man Evolved

To qualify as a "Redneck" you must first ask yourself a few questions.
Are you a Pack Rat? (Do you save cracked or brocken tools, Electronics Equipment that has working lights or buttons, Clothing that most people use for rags, etc.. etc..)
Do you prefer to bathe and or urinate outdoors?
Is your ability to match colors or styles beyond your understanding?
Have you ever asked a stranger to pull your finger?
Have you ever Posed for a picture with a manequin...(Dummy at store)...(Plastic person in store window)?
Do you Cook better outside on a grill than indoors?
Have you ever tasted your pets food?
Ever ask clerk in Victoria's Secret if they sell adult toys or guys underwear?

If you answered yes to most of these questions you are without a doubt a REDNECK. You, like the rest of us, are cursed to walk this earth in search of the perfect Breast, beer and recliners. We are more god like than any others. We watch others do stupid things that usually result in blood loss, then we try them as well. We work harder than anyone else. We are also the Friendliest people you will ever encounter. But, if you piss us off, it would be better for you to hang a mill stone around your neck and go fishing.
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