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"Shut up maiesteek snuflox (While talking to MajesticSnuffles)" -Gabe/Fegel 2k14
"you give have cancer" -Fegel/Gabe 2k14
"tec9 has 300 bullets in a mag" -Gabe 2k14
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"i see you naked in the bathroom yesterday, and i kill my eyes" -polish du8de 2k15
"smash butter on sandwich" -polish du8de 2k15
"if you drink water once you go die" -polish du8de 2k14
"Erect! ERECT!" -Doctor 2k15
"Quantum Erectile Dysfunction?" -Doctor 2k15 upon seeing the abbreviation 'QED'.
"BANISH HIS KNOB TO THE SINK!" -ThomasOfAstora 2k15
*points at fly* "hey look, a flying bullszhit" -polish du8de 2k15
"I like squishing the balls I have to admit" -Doctor 2k15
"Is mayonnaise an instrument" -JordanPuma 2k15
"I started crying, not because I was just hit, but because I thought I would get autism." -Pwnda 2k15
"As far as I know, I don't know anything." -bUbir 2k15
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I feel like sex!" -ThomasofAstora 2k15
"I wonder what vehicle Nick Valentine would wear." -ThomasOfAstora 2k15
"We should do drug" -Toxxic 2k16
"But my fedora says no." -ThomasOfAstora 2k16
"I eat weed" -Toxxic 2k16
"what 3 tings do you need to be vote in irleand? be ginger, be irish" -polishdu8de 2k16
"YOU'VE MESSED UP MY CHOP- MY HELIC- MY PLANE!" -JordanPuma 2k16
"It's time for you to be die, forever." -JordanPuma 2k16
"Abra Kadabra, Hocus Pocus, your father is now Ford Focus." -polishdu8de 2k16
"I would totally live in the back of a bus. It would be totally badass." -JordanPuma 2k16
"It times to stop" -vorixo 2k16
"I just realized, I looked like a cowboy the entire time." -bUbir 2k16
"Death becomes you" -JordanPuma 2k16
"nu, jai' ne pas french]" -ThomasOfAstora 2k16
"What in the actual stupid incarnation of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" -ThomasOfAstora 2k16
"Once I hit my head on a car door, cried because I thought I would get autism and then threw up" -Pwnda 2k16
"You are sitting infront of a PC, with a kettle, smoking in your face, snorting steam." -EvoSteven 2k16
"you turn away from the turn, dum-dum" -Jordank 2k16, while explaining drifting.
"They're on the ground since we looked in the sky" -Doctor 2k16
"cmon guys remember your training" "YUS! THROWING GREEN SMOKE" -bUbir, ThomasOfAstora 2k17
"I DON'T LOOK LIKE MATT DAMON" -JordanPuma 2k17, while looking like Matt Damon
"there is no do or... there is... there is o-... there is no try there is only do or ♥♥♥♥ you i b... i butchered that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ quote" -bUbir 2k17
"lemme find that meme *keyboard noises intensify* i found that meme" -Fegel 2k18
*total microphone oral earrape* "Dude... lay off the DOOM soundtrack" -ThomasOfAstora, bUbir 2k18
"you guys are upsetting me, I'm gonna go cry into my crying sock" -Lewis 2k19
"hey whats mikes name i forgot" -Shekel 2k20
"Age is irrelevant- as long as they're hot." -McGurkin 2k21
"mike youre gay, lady dont love you" -Jake 2k21
"Lewis, why do you always say random ♥♥♥♥? You're like a die, roll 20 for ♥♥♥♥♥♥!" -ThomasOfAstora, 2k21
"HAAAAHAHAH, 1984!" -ThomasOfAstora 2k22
"I can see myself killing myself 3 years down the line" -ThomasOfAstora 2k22
"bukkake veyron" -ThomasOfAstora 2k23
"can't wait to load up Warframe just to listen to Nora Nigwave" -ThomasOfAstora 2k23
"So you're telling me... a frimp... shried this rice?" -McGurkin 2k23
"I'm lying in bed and my mother just hears it... dorya... dorya... I dorya'd my own mother" -ThomasOfAstora 2k24

"I only do tiny chaos. I don't ♥♥♥♥ everything up at once." -Fang 2k17
"It's funny you say tiny chaos because i've got something else I call Tiny Chaos I can show you." -JordanPuma 2k17