[Vault-Tec Citizens] Making the Military-Industrial Complex Simpler

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"We'd like to announce that the modified laser rifle will no longer be used as a replacement for the x-ray machine because it has at last been replaced. However, a copayment of two plasma cells is now required for each x-ray examination.
That is all."








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-From the Office of Citizen Recruitment-
Support your Vault and spread the word, Citizen. While you're topside chucking grenades and letting loose with assault rifles, wear your [VTC] tag with pride! In response to continuous questioning, there is no requirement for adding the [VTC] tag to your ID other than simply joining up with us. No purchase necessary! Be a part of the Vault-Tec family and you'll never fight alone again! We are always looking for new volunteers to take part in the following raiding missions:

Borderlands
Left 4 Dead
Team Fortress 2
HLDMS
HL2DM
CSS
Age of Chivalry
JDoom
Garry's Mod
Doomsday


-A victory for one is a victory for all-
Welcome, Citizen, to Vault 395! The latest and greatest in life preservation technology is now at your disposal. For your convenience, departmental listings are as follows:

=Vault-Tec Citizens=
You, the community we serve, the gleaming hope of the wasteland

=Vault-Tec Arsenal=
Promoted Citizens who are regular leaders of topside raids

=Vault-Tec Network Administration=
Admins, moderators, and webmasters of our servers and sites

Keep in mind that "panic robs us of our dignity."
Good day, Citizen.


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"Attention, Citizens can now access the following Left4Dead servers on theVault-Tec Network:

'[VTC] Vault 395: Ol' Smokey'
8.12.20.141 or searchkey "Vault395"

'[VTC] T.B.A.'(See poll for new name)
8.9.16.38 or searchkey "Vault-Tec"

'[VTC] Zombiedome: You Gotta Fight!'
8.12.21.26 or searchkey "zombiedome"


That is all."