#impact.tf2

I didn't take long before he knew. Not long at all before it become apparent to Samwise "Haymo" GoodMen that the trickster known as fluid had pulled a fast one on him, taking his coin and jobs in exchange for a featherless duck. Haymo named this duck FBL, after his old football team the Furry Bear Legs. But thankfully all hope was not lost for Mr Haymo. as a giant eagle soared in from above carrying on it two brave adventurers who would grow to become close and trusted friends of Haymo, and their names were Wackety and Redact.
Soon after their arrival, the newly formed band of 3 men, and one duck, set off after the notorious trickster and his partner in crime, a zombie who could feel emotions nicknamed LoveZombie.
Apon reaching the lair of the treaterous trickster known as fluid and battling through his legions of pixie minions Haymo and friends stood against Fluid, demmanding he surrender that which was stolen from Haymo. "Baha Haha" crackled fluid "I have but one trick left up my sleeve!". As he spoke a small golden lanteen slid out from underneath his shirt sleve. Haymo and friends gasped looking apon it, and the duck named fbl covered his eyes with his wings as Fluid and Lovezombie vigorously rubbed the lantern, releasing a puff of smoke followed by a genie.
"Greetings!" remarked the genie. "I am atticus, and I will solve this conflict!".
After a long session of group theoropy in which everyone discussed their feelings with each other, and Haymo told of his harsh and troubled up bringing in the Castle of Solid Gold and Riches, all the peoples united. Unfortunently the group got hungry during the discussion and the Duck known as fbl had to sacrifice its legs for the good of all.
And so Haymos Goodmens 1/2 was formed.