Simon is a depressed kid having adventures in Sweden shootin' monsters and injectin' moprhine all night long while in pursuit of "that doctor guy, with the gas mask."
25 April 2013 @ 7:36pm
Its like the first one...

...except its better, and it actually has a good story.

......................Also, thsese pretzels suck.
13 October 2012 @ 9:22pm
You shoot stuff, and loot stuff, then you shoot more stuff with your new stuff.

It would be perfect if it had hats.
12 July 2012 @ 6:22pm
Combustable lemons. Thats all you need to know.
30 April 2012 @ 6:51pm
Get this instead of Half-Life: Source, pretty much the same game, only this is packaged with the multiplayer, and has mod support (unlike HL:S). The only downsides is that it takes a bit longer to load, and the water isn't as pretty when compared to HL:S.
5 March 2012 @ 11:56am
Scarier than Penumbra: Overture, but not as scary as Amnesia. Still the story is good, and should be played after Overture, as it continues the story from Overture's ending. Theres no more of the clunky combat that the first game had, and the flashlight seems to be more useful than before, and the glowstick has been nerfed. Great game, recomend it to anyone who is a fan of the horror genre.
27 December 2011 @ 11:59am
Its a rogue-like mixed with a twin-stick-shooter and an old school zelda game. Its hard, but very fun, and the first thing you want to do after you lose is to have another go to see if you can get farther. The soundtrack is amazing as well, and well worth the extra dollar.
25 November 2011 @ 11:28am
Words cannot describe how epic this game is. Whether your a fan of the Elder Scrolls franchise or not, its a must buy.
11 November 2011 @ 11:05pm
My overall opinion of this game is that it is good. Did it have to be made? No. Am I glad it was made? Yes. While it has it's flaws (I'm looking at you GFWL, and your peer-to-peer multiplayer), the pros outweigh the cons. The story is great, and if you played the first Bioshock (if you haven't, WTF? GO PLAY IT NOW!) you will feel for Subject Delta's (or *MINOR SPOILER ALERT* Johnny Topside's) plight, to find his little sister, Elanor. And the multiplayer is a nice bonus, dubbed "The Fall Of Rapture" it takes place a year before Jack, the protaganist of the orginal Bioshock, arrives at Rapture, and adds to the already interesting backstory of the Rapture Civil War between Andrew Ryan and Fontaine.
31 October 2011 @ 3:48pm
If you like Magic: The Gathering, it may seem a bit basic, your not able to customize your decks completely, but the decks are balanced and you can choose the ones you prefer (after you unlock them, or buy them, but thats not worth a dollar). For newcommers to the game, its tutrial is pretty good, and its a nice way to get introduced to the rules and the people who play it.

Its worth $10.
25 July 2011 @ 8:52pm
Of course it has to be compared to Minecraft, because its one of the first things that come to mind when you want to think of something similiar. It has its similarties to Minecraft, you gather materials, build a shelter, and get better gear. This game also has its defining charcteristics, a difficult dungeon, boss battles, and the NPC/Village mechanics. So think of it as Minecraftvania, or Minecraftoid, either way its a pleasent experience.
25 July 2011 @ 8:49pm
Think asteroids mixed with a rhythm game. Shoot enemy ships and space rocks to earn points to songs on your computer. Its fun for those who wont have seizures.
3 July 2011 @ 2:19pm
The only reeason not to get this game, is if you don't have the hard drive space.
23 June 2011 @ 7:02pm
A great single-player expierence. The game starts out with you getting shot in the head, and it's up to you wheather or not you want to take revenge on the man responsible. You can recruit companions, and side with the warring factions. There are tons of possiblities, such as going to the casinos in Vegas, to either gamble or cause trouble, completing quests, or exploring the wastes. While most bugs have been patched since launch, some still exist, and if you can get past the bugs (which isn't hard at all) then you will have a lot of fun.
15 May 2011 @ 6:31pm
Great fun with friends, well worth the 10 bucks, having fun throwing giant rocks at each other and laughing as it pokes fun at the RPG genre aswell as its tongue-in-cheeck humor.
29 March 2011 @ 6:24pm
Scariest game I've ever played, it's unmatched as a constipation aid.
9 March 2011 @ 4:50pm


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