If Jesus Christ ate enriched plutonium, punched through mountains, ate the mountains, and drank pure lava, This is what you would find in his shit, after it goes through a human centipede of chuck norris, bruce lee, and the dos equis guy.

"Portal 2: Now with additional herpes!"

Just found out I was lacking a review on this game... How could I! Shame, much shame...

As good as Mass Effect 1 was this game was just so much better. Mostly cause of Miranda's ass, but there were other excellent features as well. And I'm not just talking about Miranda's body ;)

The game had excellent graphics and choice structure. It felt a little more streamlined than the first mass effect, and it was annoying how you could not be pro-council in this one. It was pretty much love or hate Cereberus and don't even give a fuck about any other shit. Not saying this game wasn't incredible though. The characters are all very well devoloped and have interesting personal stories (especially Garrus... Ahhh garrus you had reach, but she had flexibility). The gameplay was fantastic and did not feel all too repetitive. The snipers were significantly better than the first, and you could bring a geth to the citidal and walk right through security. Like a bamf.

Verdict: Da fucking shit.

I never play this game but I'm bored right now so here goes...

Well theres guns... I guess you run around lots too. Oh yeah, theres this annoying radio thing as well. Uhhhh Grenades...

Ok I really only got this game for gmod textures. It kinda sucks. Funny thing about it though is its still exactly the same as CoD, even the most recent ones! Just with weaker graphics (read: runs better)