Beyond the purple storm, someone is stealing your lampstand
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Astoundingly, the planet didn't explode, it just reformed a bit. Into the shape of a coffee cup. Which was, apparently, what they were after all along.
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The game's quite good, but the port's terrible. Just to make it playable I needed to follow the instructions here:
http://support.rockstargames.com/entries/20656166-how-to-fix-slow-l-a-noire-pc-performance-on-certain-hardware-setups
This is a game where you can shoot grenadechucks at people for remote detonation.
It's a game which allows you to pull an enemy towards you with a grappling hook, shoot him as he goes towards you, then kick him off a ledge, and gives you bonus points for doing so.
It's explosive, irreverrent, and a lot of fun.