Because keeping dead clans alive through friends groups is cool.

We no longer exist, but we do. We're like ninjas. They hide in shadows and kill people out of nowhere. That's what we are like, except we don't kill people and we suck at hiding in shadows. I guess what I'm trying to say is that if we had a locker room, we wouldn't be slapping each other's asses and stuff like that. Not because we don't really exist, but because that's super gay. And we are not gay. Ok, icedogs is gay... Alright, alright, most of us are gay, but not in a gay way, because that'd be gay.

So to summarize, we are not gay, we used to be a clan, we used to be a reincarnated version of a dead clan, and we are now a loosely affiliated group of people that play games on and off steam with a gay WoW player called icedogs.

The end.