The Madagascar of Madascar.

Think you can infect us?

We shut down everything /years ago/.


heavy on mangos and fish

mango is worth two fish



president enjoys going outside and eating mangos



seychelles


a typical day in the life of a seychellian president
2:31 AM - President of Seychelles: come 2013, epidemic
2:31 AM - President of Seychelles rings up america
2:31 AM - President of Seychelles: "OH MY GOD HEHOEPHFOHFALP"
2:31 AM - President of Seychelles: ah yes hello
2:31 AM - President of Seychelles: "YOU HAVE TO HELP US, ZOMBIES EVERYWEHREHRW:"
2:31 AM - President of Seychelles: ah i see
2:31 AM - President of Seychelles goes outside and eats some mangos.
and there you have the day in the life of a seychellian president.