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Kenneth Anderson   New Zealand
 
 
Esports Director for Full Circle Esports. I used to play TF2. I still do, but I used to as well.


2:33 PM - ozfortress kenneth: like the tf2 is dead thing is a meme
2:33 PM - ryno: it's been a meme since like.... 5 yrs ago?
2:34 PM - ryno: I guess it's just been getting more and more true
2:35 PM - ozfortress kenneth: :(


hawk [9:34 PM]
how does johnny get it right first time and others struggle

12:18 AM - hobbes: also i have finally reached a point
12:18 AM - hobbes: in my troll career
12:18 AM - hobbes: where i can trigger rhk
12:18 AM - hobbes: without trying

12:20 AM - right and rong: what if I accidently gave you open participants badges
12:20 AM - Hertz: u wouldnt
12:23 AM - right and rong: I would
12:23 AM - right and rong: WATCH ME
12:23 AM - Hertz: no
12:23 AM - Hertz: no
12:23 AM - Hertz: please
12:23 AM - Hertz: !!!
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TF2 history
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet played in prem.


- 3rd OWL 10 Div 4 with Bad News Bears Medic
- 5th OWL 11 Div 3 with Moonshot Scout
- 1st OWL 12 Div 4 with Boats Can't Fly Scout
- 5th OWL 13 Div 4 Rocket Surgeons Pocket
- 4th OWL 14 Div 4 Admin Abuse Pocket
- ozfortress season 15 Intermediate Chess Club Medic
~ fin ~

jokes...

- ozfortress season 19 Open Help I'm Lagging Scout

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tranquility ♥ Apr 14, 2014 @ 9:14pm 
+rep
Iced Jack Jul 9, 2011 @ 12:30pm 
Bro. I got the SC2 DLC, so if you ever want to lag yourself to tears, I can play the DLC with you.
ALT-F-X Jun 1, 2011 @ 5:39pm 
IT SAYS YOU'RE OFFLINE AND I CAN'T RESPOND!
kaz Dec 24, 2010 @ 6:17am 
merry christmas mate
Iced Jack Dec 16, 2010 @ 9:10pm 
So how's my favorite New Zealander doing?
mongie Dec 2, 2010 @ 12:26pm 
The name centillion (n = 100) has appeared in many dictionaries. A centillion is 10^303 (1 followed by 303 zeroes) in the American system and a whopping 10^600 (1 followed by 600 zeroes) in the European system.

Finally, there is the googol, the number 10^100 (1 followed by 100 zeroes). Invented more for fun than for use, the googol lies outside the regular naming systems. The googol equals 10 duotrigintillion in the American system, 10 sexdecilliard in the European system, and 10 triacontatrillion in the proposed Greek-based system.

The googolplex (1 followed by a googol of zeroes) is far larger than any of the numbers discussed here

you big boy