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Satan Is Lord
Irbil, Arbil, Iraq 
Some people will tell you that defining the term "gamer" is difficult and pointless. Those people are morons. If we don't decide exactly what it means to be a gamer, then how can we feel s uperior to those who fail to meet our criteria? Don't worry: I have all the answers.
If you like social games, you are not a gamer. Seriously, if you've ever played a single game on Facebook or your iPhone, don't even talk to me, because you are barely even a person. Same thing goes for the people that only play one game non-stop. News flash: Making a bunch of muscle dudes hug each other for a few seasons in Madden does not make you a gamer.
If you like mainstream series like Halo, Assassin's Creed, or Final Fantasy, you definitely cannot call yourself a gamer. "Oh! I love Red Dead Redemption, just like the millions of other people who bought it!" Way to be original...sheep. Oh, and don't think reaching prestige five in Call of Duty is a free ticket... it's just another way of announcing that you're a fake gamer who only follows the crowd.
Real gamers don't like the popular crap everyone else does. If we did, we would have no way to showcase our discerning taste. Underground indie PC titles, bizarre imports from those tiny European countries, and poorly localized RPGs with archaic mechanics are the gourmet dishes that we gaming connoisseurs dine upon. By playing games no one else has ever heard of, we ensure that our opinions can never be challenged, sealing victory in any gaming argument.
Maybe you have your own definition of what it means to be a gamer. That's cute, but which one of us is the editor of a massive video game publication? You're free to disagree with me, but here's a little secret: That's another sign that you aren't a hardcore gamer.
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Hey remember last year when /v/ tried to visit Mr Gaben in sunny Seattle? Well we're doing it again! AND THIS TIME IT WILL WORK!
Everything is still up in the air at the moment, all we do know is that Valve is down for it. Also it is going to be up to individuals to get yourselves there.
RULES:
1) You are responsible for getting yourself there, if you want to do a rideshare it is YOUR JOB to organize it/beg other people for it
2) If you can get yourself there you are considered old enough to go
3) Bringing friends is cool, just please tell let me know how many you plan to bring
4) NO PONYFAGS
5) Smoke weed every day Satan is lord.
Simple enough for you?
Any questions about this trip should be asked either in groupchat or emailed to me at thebaronvonbito@gmail.com
ALSO ADD YOURSELF TO THIS GOOGLE DOC SO WE CAN GET A HEADCOUNT http://goo.gl/Mg4M9
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Half Life: Opposing Farts
Everyone please beware of this extremely hazardous game! If you are not prepared even the most seasoned gamer can be beat. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
