#LOLDONGS - Where dongs hang low.

Much about the origins of the ancient cult of "The Dong" are unknown, but modern scholars have determined that the organization was first established in medieval Poland, a time when sausage and potatoes were plenty, and horses roamed free.

Throughout the ages the Dongs gained power and were key in many famous world events, from the Renaissance to the downfall of Napoleon and the election of Pope John Paul II. It is also rumored that the Dongs were the masterminds behind the assassination of Hitler in World War II and Christian Weston Chandler's consequent rise to power.

Today, however, the Dongs are a nonprofit organization in partnership with many relief and peace organizations in Poland. Without the continued support of the Dongs, the horses native to Poland would be but a legend.