someone gift me battlefield 2

wyvern go fuck yourself you're not funny

Cornwall, United Kingdom (Great Britain) 

hey don't wave that around you could take someone's eye out with that thing

motherfucking nazi sakuya for an avatar alright

Lullbull: seriously are you sandvichhobo or what

Cpt Wyvern: i'm starting to think valve is just trolling their community. it's pretty damned funny
(TAF)Shez: Agreed. I was saying this is probably how the TF2 team helped the L4D team.
Generic Goon: At the end of the demo, they'll put up and an ad to say "REMEMBER TO PRE ORDER LEFT 4 DEAD 3"



Never tell your password to anyone.
Cpt Wyvern: YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED, BILBO BAGGINS
Cpt Wyvern: YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED, BELBO BIGGINS
Cpt Wyvern: YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED, BABLO BRAGGINS
TheCakeMaker: oh shut up
Cpt Wyvern: YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED, BARBLE BAFKINS
TheCakeMaker: I need to fucking idle
Cpt Wyvern: YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED, BAZBO BIGGINS


Oxide: HAY
Cpt Wyvern: SUP
Oxide: COOL, U
Cpt Wyvern: DUNNO LOL
Oxide: OLOL
Oxide: Hello.
Cpt Wyvern: Morning good sir.
Cpt Wyvern: How are you this fine day?
Oxide: I'm happy as ever, what about you, gentleman?
Cpt Wyvern: Hmm, I am really not too sure. Isn't that amusing, my fantastic chum?
Oxide: Indeed


the real fucking deal: anyway i'm going to laugh at your misfortune now.
the real fucking deal: haha.
NETZERO OH GOD NO: ;-;
the real fucking deal: shaudenfreude is the best feeling ever


Weeaboo (a.k.a. SPAM-ham): But I am not an official construct.
[MEATBLOCK CAMERAMAN] Wyvern: You are now.
Weeaboo (a.k.a. SPAM-ham) disconnected.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story, please.
User: Okay. Once upon a time, there was this social outcast that nobody liked. He was always teased in school with his obession with Japanese culture. One day, he couldn't take it anymore, so he brought an M16 and lighter fluid into school, killed everyone and burned down the school. He then proceeded to rape 16 women before shooting himself in a barn outside Sussex. The end.
Cleverbot: It is a corrupt and horrible world, a corrupt and horrible country. Science save us!
User: Yeah, I mean hell, that was based off of a true story.
Cleverbot: Your beginning to sound like Jack the Ripper Bot!



Cleverbot: Do you even know what The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya even is?

you're not wanted here
clean out your desk
i want you out of here by 5

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