Beejay Simpson
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proluge- teh stury uf 2 bund bi luv luvrs, dey b ded nao bcuz uf ppl runing drems.

teh stury of maceroni and cring.

1 dai bejay was not cring. cring bcame sum1 eventualy. bejay was tired. he had to run, and he luved to sit on ass. barul is rud about cravun. jewby always yeld at me, and stuf.
cravun did sumtin difrnt tho. cravun said 'fuk uf begay' and i cring den. cring is mem, mem is cring. i ped on mum and cring. cravun lauft at me. i luv mem tho. cring is cring
hao funy. lng stury shurt, i crid in a crib, and cring.

cravun and burl left tugehtr, 2 huld hands in harship. i laved pankakekkk, seerupygoodness in me mumscar. i cring wen cravun no ship me fre sweatshop make sweatshirt. i writ sturies
4 him 2 red. he laft at me, i cring. cring is me, i am cring, cring likes csgo, cring thinks he wood get fap kniv duplo lego project. cring mad dis.

dai tre, i liv difrtnly, bejay is gun. bejay is life doe. jon doe is kel 2 u no. i tink cring is betr doe. bt posbily cring is cring and kinese plp mak me cring. i got jun wek
cumdumptser band and stuf, and i got no knev, cring eryday til 199999999999999999, long time, i no. cravun lie on peolp, cuz he fat.

nao u mai b wandering in park and tink, weight, i fat. butthole den u relize, i nevr gotta go fst tu lern y macernoni n cring. cring tel u nao. cring had macaroni and chez chez rimes
with cring. duh, change namestae. i stil need knv, i gro wek. wek is bad, fud, need, watr, pe, po, powowowowow, jewby red me lik autisticbanana and trains ned baronimakaroniand
stuf. i no run, but i prod, i produck music. music mak me money. i rich and provid me mum wit a car. i can den say 'i in me car dat my mum borow'- cring pt 4

fif saja uf dis. tims hav changd. i also change pants, kel rite? i flied a cite and did. i did su hard i ded. i ded but ded katzerooni brot me bak. i fli lik papr. it is quiet,
buthole do i like it? it is cring wurty. i cringd me mums pants. u mai wundr y i onli rit bad gramr und atistic n stf. barul returnd and stuf. barl decid 2 b men 3 me. he no red me
gr8 jurney band- gr8 band, wud recomendationmadekewl. i just wunder weer pandasheepsuicidialthoughts wo neds therpy went. he cring so hard, i tink he b mre cring den me. gaby n
newl faild me, and mad me mum go down drain in mumey 26 tausnd munemys, i wil retrn nuter day, but unly wen me creater, jezuznigadociouscrist, returns-cring rebirth

sith prt uf dis. cring b sad d. it so saad it floopy. i rapy but at da sam tim, it is sad. cruvn led on me, but i mor sad abut carber lif insurancing hands. gluv wurld is me favurit tim uf de dai. i nut sur weter i mor sed abut mor muney or penis a dey. i ask 4 peny, and cravn stamped me humwurk. jewby gut scumed be cravn, i no sur weter dis becum pubic. he led on me cuz he fat. fap kniv duplo lego project, powowowowowow, and begay ar al ded ;c. teh scam is rel, but trget is mad me sad. tuday i mak lung sturi. i hop for peny, an cravn mak museec chnel. i tel marvel sturie abut cravun send 26 tausend mumeys, but he nevr buy acc. i sad, but not 2 sad. i not mad, jus disapoint.- final message of cring(p.s. cring is ded 4evr, and wil nevr evr evr evr evr evr evr ver cum aliv.)

unespected seben part uf dis, jewby is mad at me, nd i hav nu idea y. y is a letr, jus like a. a is teh bumbsite i did nut wutch jewby's bum. i sadder kitten nao, bcuz dey nigga defuzed ;c i cring nao bcuz i sayd. cring ded, but aparantly no. no is me, nd suiside ist unly uption. -cring, but my namestae no cring, bcuz cring is ded. 4 i ever b criingy.
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crings ruls 2 liv bi
2-22-17 is fun

"Let me tell you, I am nobody's puppet." - Nydia Velazquez

Indifference is the most insidious danger of all- Elie Wiesel

Pointing fingers causes problems, blame weighs a lot, possibly enough to break you down entirely.

I'm honestly insane

Shadope: feelings are for gays
Beejay Simpson: then dude
Beejay Simpson: im the gayest person you've ever met

Shadope: become a body builder
Beejay Simpson: nah
Shadope: squat 675 like me dude
Beejay Simpson: I'll squat the feels, those are heavy enough

i think you think too much of me

'and i spent too many nights
just thinking a hole in earth
till the sky is on fire
and my head won't die'

'it's either everything or nothing much
can't tell why / i need the rush
my whole life is a defense
a fight to find some silence
fluctuating between extremes
afraid to love or trust a feeling
you never know where to go
or what the day will hold
always out of my comfort zone
never stick around for too long
never know what to feel
or what is even real'

'I've crossed ocean of time, caused unspeakable crime
But I would not change a bloody thing
Hunted by all mankind but they're one step behind
"Prince of Darkness?" Fuck that, I'm the king
And I'm slipping through the cracks again
They'll never take me alive because I'm already dead
And forever in your head'

When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so very special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you notice
When I'm not around
I wish I was special
You're so very special
She's running out again
And, And she run
She run run run run
She run
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here

sometimes to find what youre searching for you have to change the way you look

ruls:
alwais wash ur fingers
nevr and i see nevr, but den blow.
if juses can walk on vater, he can swam on land
alwais watch jewby's bum
b gr8tst cs:cumpdumpster playr evr!1!!!11
studee 4 testies
b nice 2 ppl, liv shit lif, git paid, git laid, giterate
b nic 2 ur dad, cus he b supr buli nd sheeeet
mak sur bru b4 hu, u no?
bitches need stiches
mak sur fren r rel fren
duh tim i ned 2 b on mi best is nvr
dunt b bj
dunt luk up 2 bj
bj isnt rel
The perspective of how you look at things change the way you feel, so look positive and end up being positive, no matter how far those thoughts need to stretch to obtain it, #happythoughts(the only proper grammar cring will ever use)
cring b savag
fukin roasted

I'm jealous of the rain
That falls upon your skin
It's closer than my hands have been
I'm jealous of the rain
I'm jealous of the wind
That ripples through your clothes
It's closer than your shadow
Oh, I'm jealous of the wind, 'cause
I wished you the best of
All this world could give
And I told you when you left me
There's nothing to forgive
But I always thought you'd come back, tell me
All you found was heartbreak and misery
It's hard for me to say,
I'm jealous of the way
You're happy without me
I'm jealous of the nights
That I don't spend with you
I'm wondering who you lay next to
Oh, I'm jealous of the nights
I'm jealous of the love
Love that wasn't here
Gone for someone else to share
Oh, I'm jealous of the love, 'cause
I wished you the best of
All this world could give
And I told you when you left me
There's nothing to forgive
But I always thought you'd come back, tell me
All you found was heartbreak and misery
It's hard for me to say,
I'm jealous of the way
You're happy without me
As I sink in the sand
Watch you slip through my hands
Oh, as I die here another day
'Cause all I do is cry behind this smile
I wished you the best of all this world could give
And I told you when you left me
There's nothing to forgive
But I always thought you'd come back, tell me
All you found was heartbreak and misery
It's hard for me to say,
I'm jealous of the way
You're happy without me
It's hard for me to say,
I'm jealous of the way
You're happy without me

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criingy acht prt uf dis ;c i hab wurst dai evr wen my gf dump me hrdr den garbage in traaaash kan. i tri su hrd to b gr8 bj, but i b bad ;c she sai 'le go for le wak?' nd im lik sur, but den se sai se nu rdy fur cummitment, nd i was skured. se ignurs me nao, evn aftr dis tim, i wan 2 se hr agin, but se ignures me. se mad mi hapi, nd i cud hid me kancr arund her, but se gon ;c

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I'd like to thank everyone for this, my journey is complete. I paid a lot, but damn was it worth it. Thanks for the opportunity that I was given
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Vixon Nov 15 @ 3:30pm 
sexes are good
dev Nov 14 @ 8:38pm 
what are you adding me for?
I FUCK THE MUSIC
WITH MY SERPENT TOUNGUE
Y U H
Y U H
ALAN WILL BE WITH MEGA CHARIZARD ONE DAY
FUCK THIS CATALASE LAB REPORT
Y U H
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Gestapo cs.money Oct 11 @ 8:47pm 
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop
Chief Keef ain't bout this, Chief Keef ain't bout that
My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them
He, he they say that nigga don't be putting in no work
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all niggas ain't know shit
All ya motherfuckers talk about
Chief Keef ain't no hitta Chief Keef ain't this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Ya'll don't live with that nigga
Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet
Shootin' at the police and shit
Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don't know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I'm fucking beating they ass! I'm not fucking playing no more You know those niggas roll with Lil' Reese and them
WoobyChicken Oct 2 @ 10:18pm 
Just letting you know your suggestion for the burning exe is wrong the guy Liked the Cotton head and PE cone thats why he took them he was also downgrading and wanted sweets.
hotrine bring (not asian) Oct 2 @ 8:46pm 
BOO! Its October :oo you know what that means -.- SLUT-O-WEEN :3 send this to 7 of your sluttiest ghost hoes and if u get 7 back ur a slutty ghost hoe :) but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block owo send this quick to 7 other hoes or get no candies this Halloween o_o