ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD KURGAN

Lay waste to the forces of good in the name of The Dark Lord Kurgan. Provide your master with loot, with victory, with your souls*, your bodies and your very lives to further his ever growing evil.

You shall crush his enemies, see them driven before you, and mock them for not having women to lament you for doing so. For all that oppose your master, The Dark Lord Kurgan, are fat and ugly internet virgins who secretly long to be put out of their misery by your evil minion hands.


* or belief specific eqivelent