Left 4 Dead ftw :D

So if you're tired of playing with n00bs... just write your name in here. I consider n00bs, people who:

1) Don't know how to utilize "shoving" or "hitting" to its full potential.
Ex: If a teammate is in front of you, and he's getting "tongued" by the smoker who's 30 feet away. You would try to shoot the smoker, instead of just hitting or shoving your partner who is.. right i front of you, which saves his life.

2) Team Kill. As simple as that. Of course there will be accidents, but if you shoot your teammates like... 4-6 times in 1/5 campaign map... then i consider you a n00b. And RARELY should you kill your teammate in just ONE shot. (happens quite often though... sadly)

3) Move's slow, or even at normal speed throughout the map. You should understand by now... the whole point of the game isn't to stray behind and camp... I don't mean for people to RUSH through the map.. but if you're not healing. or not helping a partner, then you should theoretically be moving.

4) If you're only aware of your own safety. There are too many people just doing their own thing, and... SOMEHOW don't notice that their teammates are being owned by a boss infected. I mean... how hard is it to hear the characters voice saying.. "HELP ME!" or something of that sort. Even if you don't hear them, you should still be aware of where they're at. In expert (this is mainly what i'm talking about, because advanced and normal is just too easy and teamwork isn't really require MUCH) every second count. If you get jumped on by a hunter.. you probably have like less than 4 or 3 seconds to live.. (not literally die, but get incapacitated.)

5) Run in front of the tank and shoot him. It's fine to run up and shoot him (only with shotguns) if he's killing a teammate, but... keep your distance, and once your teammate is dead, then immediately run away. You should always keep a distance from the tank. ALSO don't waste a pipe bomb on the tank... cuz seriously.. what are the chances the bomb will explode on him? and considering that chance... is it really worth it? Molotov is a much better item to throw.

I guess those are the basics. Hopefully... no one will comment on this thread and start saying bad things about me haha. I'm just kinda tired of playing with n00bs and i want to find people that fit that criteria. It really kills the fun when i play with n00bs. >.>

Anyways... the whole point of me posting this thread is because i want to find some people that i can actually play with and enjoy the game. So if you're one of those guys, then post your steam account name or something so i can add you to my friends list.

FYI: I don't consider myself 1337 or anything, but I'm definitely not a n00b. And This is mainly for campaign... but versus mode is also fine with me .