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72 people found this review helpful
92 people found this review funny
Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.9 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: Jan 1, 2015 @ 6:02pm
Updated: Jan 1, 2015 @ 6:32pm

Grabbed this game for free. Broadcasted it to a friend.
Almost died of laugh attack. This thing is not serious.

Pros:
-You are the savior of the universe for the faith of Lord Christ.
-You surf the space destroying meteorites in the search of Bibles.
-YOU GET TO USE A BIBLE-SHOOTING WEAPON.
-Shoot 'em up level in which final boss is a mutant worm Jesus Christ devotee.

Cons:
-Why is text displayed ALL AROUND THE SCREEN so I can't even see the Bible-releasing meteorites
-Why can't I save my game
-Why can't I skip the intro
-Why am I even playing this
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DONflakes² Mar 24, 2015 @ 3:03pm 
change the positive rating cause ur doing them good..


This game costs much more than $5.
You will also pay with:
-Your soul
-Your sanity
-The feeling that you will ever make a valid purchase ever again
-Possibly a few pints of blood from crying when you ran out of tears