H4ze
 
 
Add a comment before sending me a friend request with the reason for it
(Not trading)

Smert H4ze
6:31 PM - zysf: you up for a midnight mix later?
6:54 PM - h4z3: Aye, what time?
6:55 PM - h4z3: We hev hl match at 8:30
6:55 PM - zysf: idk, what time is midnight?
6:56 PM - h4z3: Whats a midnight?
6:56 PM - h4z3: I dont know things
"h4ze come right" *instantly jumps left*
"h4ze push saw with me" *instantly jumps kitchen*

instant loss of respect if you spam that awful face you could argue that annoying people makes it easier to win against them i personally would rather fight people at their best and dont see why you would need a crutch like this

Div 10 aim
Div 100 brain the lower the better incase you didnt know


4s:(all-class sub) 4 e's

6s:(Pocket?) Anti-Toxin

Also 6s:(Roamer?) Signatured

Some people
Pro/Noob (more like Noob/Noob)
H4xagon (lime green addict)
D34th adder (ok guy, lowsy dm)
Stye (no comment)
disgusting profile picture made by this idiot.

Personal achivements(aka bragging about lame stuff)

best capture of my life: decloak when some engineer goes to resup and backcap last right before he reaches the point and enemy team caps 2nd
h4z3: so then
h4z3: some1 says they go spy too and to wait
h4z3: but ur team starts capping spire
h4z3: just as u go resup
Hemstar | trade.tf: YE
h4z3: and i decloak
Hemstar | trade.tf: OUR TEAM WAS LIKE
Hemstar | trade.tf: SPY DOWN
h4z3: LOL
Hemstar | trade.tf: THEN SURPRISE
h4z3: WAIT
Hemstar | trade.tf: WHY ARE THERE 2 SPIES
h4z3: LMFAO
h4z3: REALLY?
h4z3: THEY KILLED THAT GUY?
Hemstar | trade.tf: THEY WERE LIKE
Hemstar | trade.tf: HOW DO THEY HAVE 2 SPIES
h4z3: I DIDNT KNOW THAT PART

stickyjumping then critting airborne soldier with pan accidentally

2 base jumper crits in the same jump

accidental 360 market garden X2

triple kill with caber http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=557033855

airshot jumping soldier with sandman/guilotine combo (wasnt that far away)

taunt kill with sandman after stunning him from across the map http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198133052510/screenshot/394424973996358229

accidentally airshot a fully invis spy after bumping him and shooting a rocket at the ground

22 killstreak in overwatch as reaper, 30 kills 4 deaths total that round

16 triple airshots (mostly in mge, one with beggars in regen arena. none in competetive) TRIPLE BACKCAP WITH ZSYSADF

1 awful quad airshot

market gardening a soldier and airshotting him before he lands

airshot charging demo

market garden as sniper after being airblasted with 2 health

EXTRA SMERT REVENS (and other random crap)

hΛzƎ: i am the dark even though its daytime
hΛzƎ: i am the night
hΛzƎ: i am
hΛzƎ: flying echolocating mammal man
Hemstar: i read flying educational man

"Im gonna jump and then your gonna jump at the same time and airshot me" -Hemstar as he jumps while i jump at the same time and airshot him

❤MrCat :3❤ : haze is a fucking tryhard

professional callouts
"Someone's hurt"
"Someone's down" -Haze

"Medic took ayghddhcfd"
"Someone went somewhere" -Rave
Currently Online
Smert reven compilation
And other random crap

"i want to be a chicken so i get to run around and wake people up without giving a crap"
"Is facepalm putting your face to your palm or your palm to your hand?"
"how can you hear so hard?"
"baboons! i'll slap hippopotomi covered in cacti into you"
""your mental wellness, SUCKS. GET GOOD" -Hemstar

"what in the world is soysauce? oh its soysauce i get it" -zysf

"Got Steam?" -Steam

Rave: 💀dragonice💀 : so easy
*DEAD* 💀dragonice💀 : and hard
Rave: if only i collect these stupid stuff

Nick : ULL NV TAKE ME ALIVE

Ravɘ has changed their name to I LOVE PIZZA.
I LOVE PIZZA: do u like piza
HΛzɘ: yes i like piza
I LOVE PIZZA: do I HATE PIZZA
I LOVE PIZZA: or love
I LOVE PIZZA: whatever
I LOVE PIZZA has changed their name to I HATE PIZZA

H4ze has changed their name to h4ze.
h4ze: capital letters are for skrubs
Hemstar: CAPS BROKE

Rave: how tf do u do this?
Rave: is it ctap?
h4z3: its a speedshot
Rave: waw
Rave: you didnt tell me
h4z3: nobody told me
Rave why should i tell you?

Neozep: should i put on large
Neozep: and expert
Neozep: or small and normal
Raven: sure
Neozep: I ASKED WHICH 1
Neozep: AND USAY
Neozep: SURE
Raven: LOL
Raven: wow ok

ravɘ: ascend as in goin down

rave: oh yea i can be i heal and you should be i kill
rave has changed their name to I HEAL.
h4z3 has changed their name to I KEAL.
I KEAL: why dont you be I HIIL
I HEAL: no thats stupid
I KEAL: HILL
I HEAL: and you spelled it wrong
I HEAL: hill
I HEAL: its a mountain brother

raven : helen go solly
Hemstar : Do you need medic
Hemstar : No rite :D
raven : i need pockit
raven : helen go medic
raven : i mean pyro
raven : SOLDIER

raven: Megu: Whats haze gonna do?
raven: Megu: Nvm I ask him

Megu: Hazeeee my man
HΛzΞmΛT: what am i gonna do?
HΛzΞmΛT: i dont know
Megu: Whut
Megu: Whut the XD

h4z3: TF2X100
h4z3: HEY
h4z3: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY
h4z3: BUT THE ORIGINAL
h4z3: GIVES U HEALTH ON ROCKETJUMP
rave: OH
rave: i thought tf2x100 was somesort of fking
rave: spec
rave: computer spec
rave: new intel i9 with new TF2X100
h4z3: AND THATS GOIN ON MI PROFILE

[Op]Harry : dude
[Op]Harry : i want to throw this computer
[Op]Harry : across the room
Hemstar : Give it to me D:

TECHnetium : fk this
Hemstar : Donate your com too? :D

Turtle #newsens : im using 3
rave : holy shit
HΛzɘ : DPI
Turtle #newsens : used to 4
HΛzɘ : U IDIOTS
HΛzɘ : D P I
Turtle #newsens : i dont know how to check my dpi
rave : google ur phone

mMytrle: the most idiocratic thing ive seen
mMytrle: soldier
mMytrle: with the black box
mMytrle: the concheror
rave | trade.tf: and you

h4z3: im gonna be a normal human being
h4z3: and make shift crouch
rave: My crotch is ctrl
rave: Dam autocorrect
rave: It corrected croxh to crouch but not croucg to crouch

Hemstar : I think he plays at gh4stly alot
HudHuddaHu : who?
Hemstar : jetty
ravenoob : i dont play jetty
ravenoob : full everytime
zw : WHAT
zw : LOL
zw : SMERT REVEN

Ravɘ: u can get like
Ravɘ: 1 unusual for free
Ravɘ: but u gotta pay

raven: whats that
raven: engie rancho relaxo taunt name again

h4z3: did u see wat zysf poot in discord?
watashiwa ravu desu: no
h4z3: 9:24 PM - famcy♡: zysf
9:24 PM - famcy♡: can ur team scrim now
9:27 PM - zysf: what lol
9:27 PM - zysf: i left aT alr
9:27 PM - famcy♡: oh
9:27 PM - famcy♡: ok
9:27 PM - famcy♡: nice
9:27 PM - famcy♡: retard team anyway xdd
9:27 PM - zysf: what no
9:27 PM - zysf: they're a good team
9:27 PM - famcy♡: actually ye
9:27 PM - famcy♡: they pretty gud dm
9:27 PM - famcy♡: but they have no callers
9:28 PM - famcy♡: no maincallers
9:28 PM - zysf: lol
9:28 PM - famcy♡: they are really lacking calls
9:28 PM - zysf: pls dont talk about something you really dont know shit about thanks
watashiwa ravu desu: says the guy that beg us to join our team
h4z3: says the guy that beg us to join our team
h4z3: beg us to join our team
h4z3: *sniff sniff*
h4z3: is that
h4z3: *sniff sniff*
h4z3: a smert reven i smell
watashiwa ravu desu: dis guy xd
watashiwa ravu desu: try join discord
watashiwa ravu desu: see if it works
h4z3: is that
h4z3: *sniiiiif*
h4z3: a double smert reven
watashiwa ravu desu: M U M B L E
watashiwa ravu desu: FAKK
watashiwa ravu desu: oi if it doesnt work try pc version (he means mobile version)
h4z3: HOLY CRAP
h4z3: A TRIPLE SMERT REVEN
h4z3: HOW CAN I RESIST
watashiwa ravu desu: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
h4z3: THIS MUST GO ON MY PROFILE
h4z3: oi if it doesnt work try pc version
watashiwa ravu desu: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
watashiwa ravu desu: WHATS WRONG WITH THAT
watashiwa ravu desu: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
watashiwa ravu desu: mercy xd

Ravɘ: Cant trade for 2 weeks
HΛzɘ: o ye
Ravɘ: No banana
Ravɘ: Fking
HΛzɘ: no bandage for u
Ravɘ: Y no bandanna in the word suggestion
Ravɘ: I had to type myself
Ravɘ: I dont use autocorrect, i find word suggestion fatter
Ravɘ: K

HΛzɘ: womens
HΛzɘ: womens
Single Womens in your area: lmao
HΛzɘ: womenS
Single Womens in your area: ????
HΛzɘ: WHY U DO DIS
Single Womens in your area: WAT
Single Womens in your area: DID I TYPO
HΛzɘ: woman = 1 women = more than 1
HΛzɘ: womens = ????
Single Womens in your area has changed their name to Single Women in your area.

raven: u go edit group
raven: i cant do shiet
raven: i make the group image
HΛze: y u mek group imagine
HΛze: MY BRAIN
HΛze: IMAGE
HΛze: HOLY CRAP
HΛze: A SMERT HEZE
raven: aha
raven: i infected u

raven: ill go mge later tonight
zw: wat
zw: wat do u mean by mge
raven: OH SHIT
raven: I MEANT MVM
zw: lol
raven: I KEEP SAYING MGE INSTEAD OF MGE

HΛzΞmΛT: "Aimless Arsonists Essentials"
HΛzΞmΛT: wat do ye think
Ravɘ: wat for
HΛzΞmΛT: phlog
Ravɘ: waste of money
Ravɘ: y do dis
HΛzΞmΛT: because
HΛzΞmΛT: wm1
Ravɘ: coulda just given me free items :v
HΛzΞmΛT: so wat do u think of the name
Ravɘ: good
Ravɘ: item wise
Ravɘ: no
HΛzΞmΛT has changed their name to Λimless Λrsonists Ξssentials.

Ravɘ: oh hey
Ravɘ: atleast in ur profile
Ravɘ: i changed names
Ravɘ: single womens
HΛzɘ: k
Ravɘ: also
Ravɘ: pizza
Ravɘ: :D
HΛzɘ: i could just
HΛzɘ: make a raven compilation
HΛzɘ: so people know its u
HΛzɘ: but its funny anyway
Ravɘ: wat if i change name
Ravɘ: to
Ravɘ: roven
Ravɘ has changed their name to Rovɘn.
Rovɘn: hi
HΛzɘ: u missed my point
HΛzɘ: its still funny
Rovɘn: wat
HΛzɘ: and so is this
Rovɘn: oh
HΛzɘ: which i shall add

raven: ill use my money for headset instead
raven: n mouse
raven: n tf2 prem
HΛzΞmΛT: Y u need tf2 prem
raven: i mean unu
raven: I MEAN
raven: idiot brain
raven: i mean prem steam

-=ΞHΛzᴇΞ=-: wtf is with 555
-=ΞHΛzᴇΞ=-: wats dat
ravᴇ: i dont know
ravᴇ: why ask
-=ΞHΛzᴇΞ=-: when u can google
-=ΞHΛzᴇΞ=-: 5's mean that you are going through a positive change. The more times you see this number, the more this message is emphasized. Therefore, 555 is a triple number, so it's 5 triply emphasized. 555 means you're going through a major life change.
ravᴇ: eh
ravᴇ: 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555
ravᴇ: i can feel it already
ravᴇ: i am becoming god

ravᴇ: eh finally u have a good taste of
ravᴇ: comedy?
ravᴇ: joke?
ravᴇ: AH
ravᴇ: SENSE
ravᴇ: OF
ravᴇ: HUMOR
ravᴇ: YES
ravᴇ: k

Recent Activity

3,385 hrs on record
last played on Aug 16
264 hrs on record
last played on Aug 15
38 hrs on record
last played on Aug 13
H4ze Aug 10 @ 1:35am 
H4ze 28 Jun @ 7:53pm Delete
i dont want more cancer on my profile (heck i myself and cancerous enough) so deleting these awful jokes/cries for attention again
H4ze Aug 9 @ 8:53am 
H4ze 28 Jun @ 7:47pm
if you're desperate for attention go find someone else, preferably with a brain unlike me
%username% Aug 9 @ 8:46am 
boiiii
dat aint cool
after everything i did for you?
%username% Aug 9 @ 8:46am 
harzey,why delete my comments?
H4ze Jun 28 @ 4:53am 
i dont want more cancer on my profile (heck i myself and cancerous enough) so deleting these awful jokes/cries for attention again
H4ze Jun 28 @ 4:47am 
if you're desperate for attention go find someone else, preferably with a brain unlike me