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Rita's Escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!

Zordon of Eltar

Carson, California, United States

In the course of the intergalactic struggle between Me and Rita Repulsa, the witch managed to trap Me in an interdimensional time warp before she and her minions were sealed away in a Space Dumpster by five warriors i assembled.

Yeah, I'm a guy. Yeah, I probably pwned you. No, I don't want to "chat after the game" or "go on a date", answer your PMs, join a friend's list or some girl I don't know, or otherwise know about your personal life. And I'm not going to tell you about mine. I don't game to pick up girls, I game to kill them.

Now stop checking out my ass or guesstimating the size of my package and get on with the gaming. Don't ask me if you can have my babies, don't ask me to send photos of myself you can shlick to (that's nasty, yo) and don't pester me about "Ooh, you have such a manly, seductive voice". Pick up your gun, cock it (Not THAT kind. Get your mind out of the gutter for once) and get ready for a beatdown. No flirting, no fawning and no sexual harassment just because I'm a guy gamer.

Sheesh, clingy girls. I swear... You'd think they had never seen a real guy before in their life.

Watch your girl because I ain’t your mister nice guy

More like the meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy

Call me Kirby...becaue i'm taking you to Dreamland.

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Atifex the Beardbarian posted on January 02, 2012 @ 2:50pm

I see you commented on that APB... what you think?

Theodore Roosevelt's Anime Harem posted on November 03, 2011 @ 10:53am

IF U WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!

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WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

Ms. Chanandler Bong posted on September 11, 2011 @ 7:56pm

I never asked for this

Theodore Roosevelt's Anime Harem posted on September 11, 2011 @ 2:52pm

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