Just because you love/hate him :D
You are invited to the Zombo Ze Zombie Fan Club...Rest assure you are here to please your master Zombo. You WILL join this fan club to feed his unmatched internet ego. You WILL do what he says and damn it you WILL have fun. I send invites to those who hate their superiors. Namely Zombo... You should be, for he is your savior and your master and rejecting this invite will anger him and turn one aborted fetus into a panda... a sad Panda. One who wonders around aimlessly waiting for death. You wouldn't want that, would you? The answer is no. Smart-ass.
So welcome to the realm of Zombo Ze Zombie. Number 1 fan of Zombo. Feed thy Ego with thy Fanclubs.
And Remember... Any failure on my part is your fault.








