Hello! Since you're on my Steam page, I figured I should tell you a little bit about myself.

I am a professional musician, author, dentist, diplomat, badass, monster truck driver, sniper, exorcist, astronaut, brain surgeon, spy, underwear model, lumberjack, nuclear theoretical physicist, hip hop dance instructor, politician, painter, philosopher, deep sea fisherman, chef, psychiatrist and general all around man of mystery. I currently work as a United Nations liaison to mend relations at the palestinian border in my efforts to promote world peace. I'm also the frontman for the band Dio and do both the vocals and guitar work for Nevermore when I'm not busy with volunteer work at the abortion clinic. I was knighted in England by Queen Elizabeth II. I also wrote a pretty well known book called "The Bible" under various pseudonyms and played all of the speaking parts in the movie "The Godfather".

My interests include sky diving, painting, painting while sky diving, eating cheeseburgers, winning various awards, scoring with beautiful women, driving fast cars, juggling, delivering babies, juggling babies, and generally being better than most people. I once killed a lion armed with only a pair of tweezers and a shoe string. I then used its corpse as a decorative hat in victory.

My Top 15 Albums of 2012 (Late cause steam ban)
1. Wintersun - Time I
2. Devin Townsend Project - Epicloud/Epiclouder
3. Ihsahn - Eremita
4. Gojira - L'enfant Sauvage
5. Anathema - Weather Systems
6. Ulver - Childhood's End
7. Storm Corrosion - Storm Corrosion
8. Enslaved - RIITIIR
9. Between The Buried and Me - The Parralax 2: Future Sequence
10. Jeff Loomis - Plains of Oblivion
11. Katatonia - Dead End Kings
12. Scott Walker - Bish Bosch
13. Alcest - Les Voyages De L'Âme
14. Cloudkicker - Fade
15. Pig Destroyer - Book Burner

I stomp all over your shitty music taste.
I stomp all over your photoshop skills too.
My Youtube stomps all over your shitty Youtube.