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{BFG} Zareth

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Practical Problems.

David

Newfoundland & Labrador, Canada

MSN: majorminor98@live.com

AIM: tehhellspawn (No spaces)

I play TF2. I'm often that slim boston kid running around killing your german doctors. Or that hacking australian man who likes to kill fat russians and dies alot from french people. BONK!

Xbox Live Tag: Zareth Panther

Online alot, so if you see me on, feel free to message =o

quotes of lulz:

'Zareth you sound like you're hosting a smooth jazz show' - Hali of Firpine (made me rofl)

(TAF) Shaun 'intel' Miner: ZARETH YOU CATNIGGER YOU SLEEP TOO MUCH >:C

{BFG} Zareth: I'M SORRY BILLY D:
Furlock: IT'S OKAY, YOUNG MAN! JUST SNORT SOME OXYCLEAN AND EVEN YOUR NIGHTMARES WILL BE SPARKLING CLEAN!
{BFG} Zareth: :D !
{BFG} Zareth: wonder if you cna relly do that
{BFG} Zareth: down some oxyclean and hallucinate
{BFG} Zareth: you'd see billy mays coming out of the walls like in silent hill 4's wall-men screaming about new products and your showers would be filled with Kaboom
Furlock: that
Furlock: would
Furlock: fucking
{BFG} Zareth: all while you run around screaming as your eyes get so diluted they explode into rainbows, but you use zorbees to wipe up and make yourself some burgers with a big city slider
Furlock: ROCK
Furlock: BUT WAIT
Furlock: THERE'S MORE
{BFG} Zareth: :o
Furlock: THEN YOU FIND YOUR EYEBALLS AND STICK THEM BACK INTO YOUR HEAD WITH MIGHT PUTTY!
{BFG} Zareth: :D!
{BFG} Zareth: AND AS A BONUS
{BFG} Zareth: THIS IS GOING IN MY PROFILE

{BFG} Zareth: ...*takes off glasses* what has science done?
Furlock: everything that God coudln't
Furlock: *couldn't
{BFG} Zareth: You clever devil

'No its not, my dick is ugly, you could probably bludugeon someone to death with it'- Finny

Python is up a tree atm
[GA] RollingEye: rofl
[GA] RollingEye: read that as "Python is a tree atm"
Kodani left chat.
Pitchblack gets out his axe to cut down the pythtree
[GA] Zareth (Out soon :3): snake is tree D: