I am going to happen to you

A black man in real life

California, United States 

I am not the best human. I am what babies see when you can't figure out why they're crying. I am a war criminal amongst several kindergarten classes, and I've been thrown out of more resturaunts than expired mayonnaise. My tears roll down my back because they don't want to be seen on my face. I am to RP what Bane is to Gotham, but with a lot more sadness. Even my reflection refuses to look at me!

Now feel sorry for me and play videogames with me, dammit.

Hey kids! Do you think you have what it takes to sate my hunger for human interraction via cyber-electronic means? Add me on Skype, and I will fill your many mind-holes with my gifts of wisdom and chocolate! zodon_the_unbounceable

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TyphayX Feb 21, 2013 @ 6:12pm 

XD sorry if i really did offend you haha

Cloud Cover [Cloud Matron] Dec 10, 2012 @ 10:27pm 

This man is badass in a can.

TwKiLLa$$ Sep 16, 2012 @ 10:57am 

You sir, play too much tf2

Bioshocked Ninja Jul 31, 2012 @ 11:48pm 

x gonna deliver to ya

Titan Storm Jul 20, 2012 @ 10:58pm 

Mamasay mamasa mamakusa! We should get a mic and talk some time or just hang out irl!

Apiuss Feb 10, 2012 @ 10:06pm 

hi

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How do I put this? In this game, you will fight Russian Nazis. In the post-apocalypse ruins of Moscow. You may start speaking in a Russian accent after playing, and may never want to take a subway or any subterran form of transportation ever again. That being said, it's a fun game, and a wonderful blend of survival, horror, and first-person shoot 'em up.

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This game will make you a horrible, horrible person.

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Great follow up to Counter-Strike: Source. Improved visuals, weapons, as well as the workshop support make it well worth the price.

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