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Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 1:53am

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 4:50am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2014 @ 7:23am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 4:46am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 4:54am

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 4:54am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 2:20am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2014 @ 9:58am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 3:17am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 5:53am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 4:22am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 5:15am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 2:14am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 4:12am

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 4:16am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 5:47am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 5:26am

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 3:52am

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2014 @ 9:47am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2013 @ 12:00pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2013 @ 12:00pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 1:11am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 11:07am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 10:57am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 9:08am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 3:11am

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 5:22am

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 2:15am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 4:27am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 5:47am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 5:38am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 6:12am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 3:17am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 11:33pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 10:06am

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 11:55pm

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 4:13am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 11:31pm

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 3:17am

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2013 @ 12:01pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 5:13am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 9:00am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 5:53am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 5:54am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2014 @ 8:26am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2014 @ 8:11am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 12:35pm

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
Unlocked Jan 16, 2014 @ 11:34pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 2:47am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 9:13am

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 9:01am

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 2:50am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 11:59pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 11:43pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2014 @ 10:49am

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 11:37pm

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 5:16am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 6:12am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 11:22am

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 10:50am

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 6:34am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 12:15pm

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 11:34am

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 6:36am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 6:36am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 9:45am

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 6:48am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 12:42pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 6:51am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2014 @ 7:04am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2014 @ 8:39am

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2014 @ 8:37am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2016 @ 7:14pm

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2014 @ 8:42am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2014 @ 8:42am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2016 @ 12:49pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2016 @ 7:40pm

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked Jan 4, 2016 @ 7:32pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2014 @ 8:27am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2014 @ 8:05am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2014 @ 8:30am

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2014 @ 8:37am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.



Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.


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