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I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass.
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Ivan :
thatfurrygamer981: fran bow
thatfurrygamer981: more like
thatfurrygamer981: fuck no
thatfurrygamer981: get it?
*Anubis: yes
Anubis: but
thatfurrygamer981: i love that game
Anubis: I played it for you
Anubis: what the fuck

7:23 PM - yasmine: i like to fuck 13yr old robot girls

11:41 PM - ivan: :azuki:
*11:41 PM - Child Grenade: I'm on a phone
11:41 PM - ivan: dude
11:41 PM - ivan: im proud of you

*7:38 PM - Killin it: DESTRUCTION
7:38 PM - Ivan: im goignt o win this game
7:38 PM - Ivan: I
7:39 PM - Ivan: watch
7:39 PM - Ivan: i messed up
7:39 PM - Ivan: this time ill win

7:24 PM - ivan: dude
7:25 PM - ivan: im a god
*7:25 PM - Stone Cold Miracle: Didnt ask
*7:25 PM - Stone Cold Miracle: Go eat

8:07 PM - ivan: what happens next
8:07 PM - ivan: i jizz on it or something
*8:08 PM - Stone Cold Miracle: Thatll make me fucking call the company that protects my pc for 4 years
*8:08 PM - Stone Cold Miracle: So basically you can legit cum into my fucking ram sticks and Ill get new ones

7:08 PM - :): we dotn talk abotu that
7:08 PM - :): she my bitch

*12:22 AM - YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, I NEED THIS: what do
12:22 AM - mustaine: Kick him in the balls
12:23 AM - mustaine: Literally
12:23 AM - mustaine: That's how u win any fight

*1:35 PM - an: fuck you
*1:36 PM - an: asshole
*1:36 PM - an: I hate you

1:36 PM - iv: good
1:48 PM - iv: omg
1:48 PM - iv: just a pair of titties in the corner of my screen
1:48 PM - iv: dangling
1:48 PM - iv: down
1:48 PM - iv: shift tab is my friend here
1:49 PM - iv: what the fuck
1:49 PM - iv: during the battle
1:49 PM - iv: a pair of balls were about to hit me so
1:49 PM - iv: i had to press W
1:49 PM - iv: nice quick time event


Skepolo :
7:43 PM - Plastic Pinocchio: because I'd pay good money to see a big-assed brit with dual mausers running around and screaming one liners

8:58 AM - Cоммциїšт Cукa: there's one where I once 'accidentally' installed desktop strippers on a school computer in 4th grade
*8:59 AM - Fellatio?: oh my god
8:59 AM - Cоммциїšт Cукa: I got into even more shit because apparently one of the girls was related to the principal
*8:59 AM - Fellatio?: OH MY GOD
8:59 AM - Cоммциїšт Cукa: yes
8:59 AM - Cоммциїšт Cукa: She had to be brung to the school
9:00 AM - Cоммциїšт Cукa: right in fucking front of be
9:00 AM - Cоммциїšт Cукa: being ratted out for being a desktop sleazie
9:00 AM - Cоммциїšт Cукa: later she gave me a wink after the yellfest

7:43 PM - Flanders Pigeon Murderer: i can just imagine me and a bunch of people at a party, when mccree just comes bursting through the door with nothing on below the waist, cumming all over a bunch of people and screaming "IT"S HIIIIIIGH NOOON"
7:45 PM - Flanders Pigeon Murderer: this betetr get on the fucking chat wall or I swear to god I will come to your house and give you so many life checks you die from paper cuts

9:50 PM - The Kaiser of Lickmyassholeburg: so far the only things i've fucked so far are my hand, a body pillow, an inflatable doll dressed like Tracer, mannequins' feet, a tree stump and a 20mm flak cannon on an Apache helicopter

fawx :
9:55 AM - fawx me daddy: i don't eat anything unless its dick

5:15 PM - show me your kitties: What's a a bofa
*5:15 PM - Cocko: bofa these nuts
5:15 PM - show me your kitties: fuck you
*5:15 PM - Cocko: got em

2:28 PM - furfag i think: top lel one day I'm gonna fucking explode
2:29 PM - furfag i think: and be like jabba the hutt

8:24 PM - fennec: I HATE TF2
8:24 PM - fennec: FUCK
8:24 PM - fennec: NO
8:24 PM - fennec: OH MY GOD

*9:36 PM - Coconut: BASICALLY
*9:36 PM - Coconut: YOU HATE 4 BLACK PEOPLE
*9:36 PM - Coconut: AND NOW
*9:36 PM - Coconut: HATE THE WHOLE RACE
9:36 PM - fennec: Yes

5:12 PM - foxii: 5% of 0 is still 0

5:22 PM - vulpes: it tastes as gay as it looks

11:38 PM - condescending vulpine: Pretty sure I got paid in cheeseburgers though
*11:38 PM - Dark Sauce II: You get shit you want
11:38 PM - condescending vulpine: Considering he spent $120 on McD's for us
11:38 PM - Dark Sauce II: what the shit
11:38 PM - condescending vulpine: 21 cheeseburgers and 4 mega mac combos
11:38 PM - condescending vulpine: I'm a meme at school now
11:39 PM - condescending vulpine: Cheeseburger boy

Note: * indicates myself
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an Jul 18 @ 7:20am 
What the fuck is that paragraph of bullshit and cancer
iv Jul 18 @ 2:15am 
i fucking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it fucking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
Panda Mar 18 @ 11:43pm 
-rep His scout gets more head then him :/
PolyFrank Jan 1 @ 1:53pm 
thank u
Preci Sep 10, 2016 @ 4:16pm 
haha get fucked he doesn't delete my comments lmao