Paul

Cambridge, Massachusetts, United States 

The replacement for the teleporters is, of course, a faithful and loyal canine companion for the engineer. Instead of building this animal, it would just appear with the engineer when he spawned. It's not a robot at all, but a living creature. Since cruelty to animals is mean and unthinkable, this dog could never be attacked or harmed under normal circumstances except if it went underwater and drowned or fell off a cliff because the engineer wasn't paying attention to it.

The purpose of the dog would be to patrol the area near the engineer and use its super sense of smell to sniff out enemy spies. Once it found an enemy spy it would start barking and jumping around to let the engineer and his team know that it found a spy. Normally, it would seem like this dog would give the engineer a big advantage against spies, but I have thoughtfully designed a countermeasure that could be used by a spy.

Whenever a spy chooses, he can use his knife to stab a corpse on the battlefield. When he stabs the corpse, his knife comes away with a slice of meat attached to it. Stabbing like this doesn't break a spy's disguise. Having a slice of meat on his knife means he can't backstab with the knife, instead the next stab with his knife will send the piece of meat flying off. This also won't break a spy's disguise. Any enemy dogs will be attracted to the meat and ignore the spy. The engineer will still know there is a spy nearby, however, because that's the only way a dog could get a piece of meat.

The exciting complication of feeding a dog the meat of players is that there is a chance the dog could like the taste of it too much and start seeing other players as food. At first it might just start trying to eat the corpses of dead players, but after awhile it's hunger would become too strong and it would start attacking anyone it saw, including it's own engineer owner! At this point the dog would become attackable by anyone because the dog is sick and it needs to be put down.

The dog would mainly be used on ctf and attack/defense maps where teleporters aren't as useful and it's more important for the engineer to defend his sentry gun from spies.

 

trautz zamieszczono dnia October 18, 2009 @ 11:25am

your avatar is pretty much my halloween costume

 

Mr. Smerbeck :3 zamieszczono dnia August 05, 2009 @ 7:10am

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Mr. Smerbeck :3 zamieszczono dnia July 29, 2009 @ 8:54pm

im all for freedom of speech but was this black ppl like me an others dont jus go on songs from white ppl an call the crakers an all tha so y do it ta us

 

lolicon is a disease zamieszczono dnia July 03, 2009 @ 9:03pm

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My little c-word... zamieszczono dnia April 16, 2009 @ 3:03pm

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To be saved paste this to 5 other profiles. THIS IS TRUE

 

My little c-word... zamieszczono dnia April 16, 2009 @ 3:03pm

PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough” and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other profiles. THIS IS TRUE

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