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Bloody brainless Spartan!

Spill 100 liters of blood
Unlocked Sep 19, 2014 @ 5:29am

You depraved bloody vampire!

Spill 500 liters of blood
Unlocked Sep 20, 2014 @ 2:26pm

You're a great tinkerer!

Associate 100 items
Unlocked Sep 19, 2014 @ 7:41am

You're the MacGyver of murder, right?

Associate 1000 items
Unlocked Nov 7, 2014 @ 6:14am

Has he lost his mind?

Cut off 5 heads
Unlocked Oct 8, 2014 @ 11:36am

Off with his head!

Cut off 15 heads
Unlocked Oct 24, 2014 @ 5:25am

Footloose and fancy-free!

Cut off 10 legs
Unlocked Sep 20, 2014 @ 5:51am

How about opening a jerky business?

Cut off 50 legs
Unlocked Oct 1, 2014 @ 6:44am

You remind me of a butcher I once knew...

Dismember the Bad Guy 50 times
Unlocked Sep 27, 2014 @ 12:53pm

You do like to be the master of puppets right ?

Fling the Bad Guy 1000 meters away
Unlocked Sep 19, 2014 @ 1:04pm

What's the matter with those pages?!

Make the Bad Guy read 50 magazines
Unlocked Oct 15, 2014 @ 7:46am

Tissue seller

Make the Bad Guy watch 50 movies
Unlocked Oct 24, 2014 @ 6:27am

Run, Bad Guy. Ruuuun!

Make the Bad Guy run 5000 meters
Unlocked Oct 9, 2014 @ 12:28pm

Would you mind awfully letting go of my ball?

Keep hold of the ball for 5 seconds
Unlocked Sep 27, 2014 @ 12:04pm

Vigilant

Kill the Bad Guy 25 times
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 3:44pm

You're getting into contract killer territory now...

Kill the Bad Guy 50 times
Unlocked Sep 19, 2014 @ 5:41am

My God, what have you become?

Kill the Bad Guy 250 times
Unlocked Oct 6, 2014 @ 2:40pm

You're not made for this. Why not take up knitting instead?

Fail 50 times
Unlocked Sep 19, 2014 @ 7:53am

They say that "It's the taking part that counts" right ?

Fail 10 times
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 3:39pm

Hmm... discretion isn't your thing, huh?

Make the Bad Guy run away 10 times
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 3:39pm

Call him next time, it would be faster!

Make the Bad Guy run away 25 times
Unlocked Sep 19, 2014 @ 7:31am

He is likely to be dead.

Kill the Bad Guy 5 times on the same level
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 2:57pm

Leave some to the necrophilics

Kill the Bad Guy 25 times on the same level
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 3:56pm

Take your time, why don't you?

Kill the Bad Guy in one day
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 2:50pm

Better late than never

Kill the Bad Guy over several days
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 2:55pm

First Blood!

Commit your first assassination
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 2:49pm

He can keep on running

Kill the Bad Guy 5 times as he's escaping
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 3:24pm

So cute! You're like a cat messing with a mouse

Kill the Bad Guy 35 times as he's escaping
Unlocked Sep 27, 2014 @ 12:43pm

Tough job

Kill a Bodyguard
Unlocked Oct 1, 2014 @ 6:01am

He just shouldn't have followed him!

Kill 5 Bodyguards
Unlocked Oct 1, 2014 @ 6:08am

Protect thyself

Kill 10 Bodyguards
Unlocked Oct 1, 2014 @ 6:13am

Easy tiger... we've got a quota you know!

Kill one innocent bystander
Unlocked Sep 19, 2014 @ 7:23am

He kind. You dumb!

Kill 10 innocent bystanders
Unlocked Sep 20, 2014 @ 5:51am

Should I call your mom to make you stop?!

Kill 25 innocent bystanders
Unlocked Oct 1, 2014 @ 6:28am

Welcome aboard!

Start the game
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 2:43pm

Cooking some white sauce?

Make a pedestrian stop in front of a porn item 25 times
Unlocked Oct 1, 2014 @ 6:19am

A good week at work

Spend 35 hours playing the game
Unlocked Oct 11, 2014 @ 7:17am

Extra hours

Spend 2 hours playing the game
Unlocked Sep 19, 2014 @ 5:17am

Accident or suicide? We'll leave you the benefit of the doubt

Kill one cop
Unlocked Sep 19, 2014 @ 7:25am

Cops ain't Bad Guys. No they're not!

Kill 5 cops
Unlocked Oct 1, 2014 @ 10:46am

There are plenty of these in the world...

Make the Bad Guy run away for the first time
Unlocked Sep 18, 2014 @ 2:58pm

Star wars!

Get 396 stars
Unlocked Oct 14, 2014 @ 11:20am

Nazi Zombiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies

Finish Level Zombies!
Unlocked Sep 21, 2014 @ 5:30am

Hasta la vista, baby!

Finish Level T666
Unlocked Oct 7, 2014 @ 7:05am

Guardian angel

Finish Level DNKTBG
Unlocked Oct 8, 2014 @ 12:41pm

Show off!

Share one image on Facebook
Unlocked Oct 25, 2014 @ 8:14am

I didn't know you were such an exhibitionist!

Share one image on Twitter
Unlocked Oct 24, 2014 @ 5:27am

What the hell is wrong with you??!!

Put a dog on a catapult
Unlocked Sep 19, 2014 @ 5:33am

I'm glad you are not my dentist

Get 60 teeth
Unlocked Sep 19, 2014 @ 1:23pm

Ready to travel?

Get 60 passports
Unlocked Sep 19, 2014 @ 5:42am