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Hold on Fuzzy Little Man Peach This Is Some Fucked Up Conversations.


Doomguy458: Not to be a Nard or anything
Doomguy458: But
Doomguy458: How did you get HL3:Deathmatch?
XcortexX: i know a guy
XcortexX: who knows a guy
XcortexX: who knows another guy
XcortexX: whos gay
Doomguy458: And go on
XcortexX: who knows a guys couisin
XcortexX: whos also gay
XcortexX: and they had sexy time
XcortexX: then they werent gey
XcortexX: and never looked at each other again
XcortexX: then there wifes told another guy
Doomguy458: So tell me
XcortexX: who had a friend
XcortexX: that knows a valve
XcortexX: guy
Doomguy458: Where did you download it?
XcortexX: and that valve guy sent it to all the guys including the fuck buddies
XcortexX: and it ended up to me
Doomguy458: Cool
Doomguy458: Did he...
Doomguy458: Fuck it
Doomguy458: It's a hoax
XcortexX: over and over

TyeFyeDye: I AM FULL OF SAMVICH
TyeFyeDye: AND I AM COMING FOR YOU
XcortexX: I AM FULL OF BLACK SCOTTISH CYCLOPS
XcortexX: AND HE'S COMING FOR YOU
TyeFyeDye: i killed him
XcortexX: i ate your samvich
TyeFyeDye: gasp
XcortexX MUHAHAHAHAHAH
TyeFyeDye kills you
TyeFyeDye: /m,e won
XcortexX: /m,e fail

Dude: YEAH FUCK BEING A GOOD GUY
Dude: IM KILLING A LOT OF PEOPLE
XcortexX: thats the thing i said 2 minutes into fallout 3
XcortexX: 2 MINUTES
Dude: lol
XcortexX: YOUR A FUCKING 10 YEAR OLD 2 MINUTES AFTER 2 MINUTES INTO IT

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Preloading COD4MW2 posted on November 07, 2009 @ 10:39am
nice try cortex
 
Silent - OH GOD WORK posted on November 04, 2009 @ 12:06pm
no
 
CameraMan posted on October 30, 2009 @ 10:03am
I like your haircut
 
Silent - OH GOD WORK posted on October 29, 2009 @ 8:58am
hey look
you stole an avatar from minddemon
 
CameraMan posted on October 27, 2009 @ 7:49am
Hey Coach! Maybe the [insert thing here] is made of [insert thing here]
 
CameraMan posted on October 25, 2009 @ 4:51pm
Hey Coach! maybe the chocolate is made of helicopter!


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