If there's trouble, use your Shuvel.
There are an enlightened few who have the privelage to see the way of the Shuvel. Many do not find the Shuvel a very essential part of the Soldiers arsenal, but we know better than this.
Join the Shuvel, and together we can dig to our destiny, and maybe smash a few faces along the way.
The following is the known history of The Shuvel, and the founding of our glorious Church....
It was said that millions of years ago, The Shuvel simply appeared, no one knows how or why it was, but it was. So ancient Cavemen used The Shuvel as a device of Worship, and Power. He who held the Shuvel is never clear because there was no records at the time of Cavemen, all we can do is infer that it was important to them as well.
The earliest point to where we can trace back actual history of The Shuvel is in an ancient Papyrus from Pharaoh Tutankhamen. According to this journal from a servant, King Tut, as he was known, used The Shuvel on many occasions to disipline his underlings as well as use it to play with in the sand when he was a small child.
After King Tuts death it is quite a mystery as to exactly where it went, some think The Shuvel may have been buried with the Pharoah's mummified corpse and then was stolen by a grave robber. Some say it was stolen from him long before then.
In any case, it clearly does not come back into any records until the early 1900's when a young man by the name of Adolf Hitler came into possesion of it. As stated in a document of his, it was a gift from his father that he received before going into service for the military, apparently it was a joke. The Shuvel was kept locked away in a secret vault in which all of the things that Hitler owned were stored by the German Government.
Finally, in 2003, Germany finally decided to sell the things that Hitler had on an auction to hopefully boost their economy. I of course did research and when I traced The Shuvel back to Hitler, I just had to win it.
So for only 5$ I got The Shuvel, the most powerful and most holy item ever to bless the earth. With it I gathered my followers (you people) and created this Clan/Church.
I then made a deal with Dr Wily, I traded him my soul for reverse engineered duplicates of The Shuvel for all of you to wield as well, increasing our power levels by over 9000.
If we stay together we are like a Roman Army creating a Phalanx Formation that cannot be beat, and when we are apart we are like ninja's who spread out and set spike pit traps for those stupid samurai.
