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Volken

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MEDIC!

Chester Snapdragon McFisticuffs

United Kingdom (Great Britain)

I don't usually chat in a game because if I do I get killed by some point-hungry hippo who likes easy points which usually means I get cut off mid-sentence because I still feel the need to defend myself but after that needless battle the moment has passed meaning that I might have passed myself off as a butt which I really don't mean to do but do anyway because of the need to shoot other players who like to kill me as I'm standing there typing any opinions suggestions and compliments that I have for other people who would probably think I'm a butt anyway because well let's face it who is this Volken fellow anyway and why is he such a butt I mean come on I don't know this guy so he surely must be a butt therefore I suggest that whenever you see him you ridicule him as much as as possibe by telling him he's a butt that needs to take his butt-being somewhere else because he's so much of a butt I mean look at this guy who would want to know this guy anyway with his blog and his constant overthinking of everything I mean surely that constitutes as him being a butt and don't get me started on his apparent lack of TF2/L4D skill because he is a bigger butt than usual while he's playing those games with people who aren't butts like us and not like him who is a butt so it's best to get him out of there as soon as possible because of how much of a butt he is so to recap he is a butt and should be ignored at all costs because of how much of a butt he truely is!

Paranoid little freak.

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