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Right now TF2 is like going into a room full of people nominally playing chess and when you sit at the board the other guy picks up a piece and pretends it's an aeroplane and he's making aeroplane noises and you say "C'mon, play fucking chess" and he says "You're a tryhard" and Valve, the people running the chess competition say "We don't like to change the way people play our games, and that guy bought a hat!"

So you sigh go to the next board and the guy picks up the piece and starts chewing it and sticking it in his ear and you realise he's 8 years old and only went to play in the competition because it was free to get in and his dad wanted something to keep him quiet. (Although from the constant singing and repetitive shouting of the words "fuck her in the pussy" that didn't pan out)

So you go to a 3rd board and the guy starts to play chess. Actually play chess! Excited you make a few deft moves and you take his queen. You're on a roll when a guy from Valve comes over and turns the board through 180 degrees "to balance the game because you're winning" - What? Fuck it, you roll your eyes and carry on playing - at least this guy is playing chess. You manage to take what was once your queen and get back in the game, when, suddenly, 3 Valve security guys grab you by the jacket, drag you towards the door and throw you out the building. As you fall to the floor one of them says
"You've been voted off"
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cfr Jun 11 @ 11:06am 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i fucking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it fucking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.