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Right now TF2 is like going into a room full of people nominally playing chess and when you sit at the board the other guy picks up a piece and pretends it's an aeroplane and he's making aeroplane noises and you say "C'mon, play fucking chess" and he says "You're a tryhard" and Valve, the people running the chess competition say "We don't like to change the way people play our games, and that guy bought a hat!"

So you sigh go to the next board and the guy picks up the piece and starts chewing it and sticking it in his ear and you realise he's 8 years old and only went to play in the competition because it was free to get in and his dad wanted something to keep him quiet. (Although from the constant singing and repetitive shouting of the words "fuck her in the pussy" that didn't pan out)

So you go to a 3rd board and the guy starts to play chess. Actually play chess! Excited you make a few deft moves and you take his queen. You're on a roll when a guy from Valve comes over and turns the board through 180 degrees "to balance the game because you're winning" - What? Fuck it, you roll your eyes and carry on playing - at least this guy is playing chess. You manage to take what was once your queen and get back in the game, when, suddenly, 3 Valve security guys grab you by the jacket, drag you towards the door and throw you out the building. As you fall to the floor one of them says
"You've been voted off"
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Nimbus Aug 14 @ 2:17am 
Mmm, hello! ...I get you're likely a busy person, but I was curious, what image did you put on your community Conscientious Objector? Er, if there's an image on it.
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