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glorious wall of your mum gay
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Jon Mares: El has to bend over while Eating Pie rubs lotion on his ass and makes Mio bring him a sandwich.
vito: nice fanfic
Jon Mares: Kys.

FURRYKINGFAVI: Why is almost everybody online depressed, suicidal, or just a fucking prick.
like what. -_-
vito: anonymity
The Eternal Vanguard: ^

The Eternal Vanguard: i just can't wait for computers that can make me dinner and hot robot sex slaves tbh
vito: I can't wait for hitler 2.0 to take over the world and make socialism work
The Eternal Vanguard: lol
hitler the socialist
vito: national socialist

The Eternal Vanguard: I don't know how to appeal to girls, though
vito: do what you're doing now obviously
FURRYKINGFAVI: I guess you naturally do
or something
The Eternal Vanguard: you're getting pretty gay on me, guys
vito: you're fat
The Eternal Vanguard: that's more like it

vito: how you going to send tom overwatch if you don't add him
Forbes50: I'm literally in the middle of nowhere on a mountain
vito: fag
Forbes50: Image []
As you can see
vito: all I can see is that I will have to teach you how to be a villain
Forbes50: Lol

vito: there is so much fucking snow outside jesus
The Eternal Vanguard: i wonder if we'll get some
vito: Image []
The Eternal Vanguard: oh woah
vito: and it's still going
proof that global warming is not exist :)))
The Eternal Vanguard: yeah, because you see
global warming makes the seasons disappear
and pulls the earth closer to the sun
vito: actually your mom does that
The Eternal Vanguard: :(

vito: get me white paint pls
The Perfect Soldier: no
vito: come on I'll give you 7 ref
The Perfect Soldier: buy me a strange team captain
vito: >implying
The Perfect Soldier: nein du
vito: not a single one in existance
The Perfect Soldier: exactly

vito: do you want to hear a joke
The Perfect Soldier: I feel it wont be funny
The Perfect Soldier: But go ahead I guess
vito: demoman take skill
The Perfect Soldier: nvm
The Perfect Soldier: that was funny

Claw double s: 13 days until Trump is officially president :star:️
vito: 13 days until your mum not gay
Claw double s: Yay
Make America Straight Again
The Eternal Vanguard: lmao

Hannah: fat
vito: gay
Hannah: ur gay

Cosby: join my game
vito: y
Cosby: bcuz u hav 2
vito: ok I'll open tf2
vito is now playing Overwatch

[vanny the tranny]
vito: found your real account
Vanguard: delet it
vito: no u
Vanguard: yes u
vito: nichts da
Vanguard: delet this or I won't talk to you anymore
vito: friccin moron

vito: Image []
vito: jesus that picture is like 3 pixels
Vanguard: TF2 Mania
Vanguard: taking TF2 back to it's roots
Vanguard: have fun with 15 year old software technology at full price
vito: kek

vito: I sexually identify as a Sonic the Hedgehog game cartridge for the SEGA Genesis.
carter: do you have black hole durability?
vito: nope.avi

vito: "Donald Trump's song that he released after proudly losing 15 pounds on the campaign trail."
vito: 15 pounds
vito: wow
vito: amazing
carter: so he's currently 385 pounds
carter: what an accomplishment

vito: I'll give you a coupon in steam if you get me $10 worth of refined metal it's good deal man
carter: no
vito: y
carter: deal no good
vito: :(
carter: how about you give me overwatch on steam and i send you a stock image of an egg in return
carter: very good deal
vito: overwatch is $40 and isn't on steam
carter: oh

vito: Image []
carter: I have my cutterbot 9000 ready to kill all normies
Image []
vito: >:O

Carnelian: ok bro
The Eternal Vanguard: hype?
What for
Carnelian: Do I need a reason to be hyped ;)
The Eternal Vanguard: yeah
vito: everyone get HYPED for the dust particle about to fly accross my room! 👌🔥
The Eternal Vanguard: no

vito: subscribe to the eternal vanguard
The Eternal Vanguard: I can't, YouTube won't let me
vito: that's gay
The Eternal Vanguard: I know

Recent Activity

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281 hrs on record
last played on Dec 28, 2016
vito Jan 2 @ 2:34am 
The Perfect soldier Jan 1 @ 10:12pm 
+rep Gave a good suck for a buck
The Perfect soldier Dec 24, 2016 @ 11:30pm 
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Kelppos Sep 24, 2016 @ 7:15pm 
+rep fast and clean
The Perfect soldier Sep 1, 2016 @ 6:27pm 

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.