Suspiciously Slow Scout
I don't know my real name   United States
Hey look buddy, i'm an engineer..
That means I solve problems..

Not problems like "What is beauty"
because that would fall within the perview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
for instance,
how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hover
from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer...
use a gun.
And if that don't work, use more gun.
Like this heavy caliber tripod little 'ol number,
designed by me, built by me.
And you best hope, not pointed at you.
For your finals...
Homo sapiens is the binomial nomenclature for the only extant human species. Homo is the human genus, which also includes Neanderthals and many other extinct species of hominin; H. sapiens is the only surviving species of the genus Homo.

Scientific name: Homo sapiens
Lifespan: 79 years (Jeanne Calment lived to be 122 so...)
Speed: 28 mph (Maximum) (That is faster than Usain Bolt by 0.2 mph!)
Rank: Species (duh)
Height: Male: 5.6 ft., Female: 5.2 ft. (My dad is six-three and my mom is five-six. Get it right Google)

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✪ adulf kritler Oct 10 @ 8:50pm 
As I walk through the valley where I harvest migraine I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain but that's just perfect for an Amish like me we shun fancy things like Elektricity at 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows Jebediah feed the chickens and Jacob plows fool and I have been milking and ploughing so long that even azKeel thinks my mind is gone I am a man of the land into discipline I got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chinbut if I finish all my chores and you finish dine then will party like it's 6099 we've been spending most our life living in an Amish Paradise we turn better once or twice living in an Amish Paradise we sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish Paradise
Suspiciously Slow Scout Sep 30 @ 8:18am 
✫ Woods Aug 28 @ 12:51pm 
-rep took my virginity and won't give it back
Pixel_sloth Aug 10 @ 4:11pm 
hey i was wondering if you willing to trade some dupe weapons like the nessies nine iron and the iron bomber for a cosmetic or a strange weapon
bow and arrow man May 20 @ 10:35am 
(joke here)
Saint Nicholas May 15 @ 12:45pm 
Send me another offer please ;D