Don't Drop A Spoon, I Might Flip Out And Destroy The Entire Town!
[CLASSIFIED]
United States
I Am a known bro to PewDiePie and a Brony as well, and if i see any Haters/Anti Bronies comment on my page, your comments will be deleted. i am fine with appreciators of the show, but nontheless, if you DO happen to drop a spoon, lets just say it wont be pleasant... Also, most of my items on TF2 are NOT for sale unless they are Duplicates of what i already have or if they are shitty. i don't like to sell my hard-earned, money obtained items. so please do not go asking me "Hey is that for sale?" or "I want that now or i will report you"; If i say n4s in game, that means it is not for sale and i do not want to give it away or sell it for metal.
RP Info:
Race= Alicorn Gender= Male Equine Interests= Preventing Spoon-droppers, going Tew Tha Mewn [to the moon] & enjoying Lemons.
WARNING! do NOT slice my Lemons or i will summon Cave Johnson to burn your house down.
If you are looking to buy my Precious Bill's Hat, please look at this, as i am not, i repeat, NOT selling it. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=122621940
Plus, I have an OC i used to have that i made on Gmod before i even heard of TF2-- his name is.. ☞✙☠Đŕ. Ϙωηλǥә, he is a multi-classing badass who shows NO mercy for the things he has done.. he was my greatest persona, but now he is on the run from me and is yet to be found.
Also, my real name is [CLASSIFIED] at the moment, thank you.. >_>
In my real life i am a Closet Brony becoming more Open, on the internet i am an Open Brony as well, so just remember that.
When i'm in-game, please wait for me to exit so i can call on skype or steam voice chat, my computer goes completely mute when doing so.
My favorite Ponies from 10 are: (10 & 9 being worst) #10. Trixie #9. Snips & Snails (dirty slaves of Trixie >_>) #8. Yaplap #7. Jackle App #6. Mic the Mic #5. Scootaloo #4. Derpy [Ditzy Doo, Whooves' Assistant] #3. The Doctor [Dr. Whooves] #2. Tempy ^_^
And my most favorite Pony (and assumed to be the BEST) is Rainbow Dash! :D
┏━━━┓ ┃┃┃┃┣┓ ┗┻┻┻┻┛ brofist btw
When it is my Birthday [June 26], i will expect Free Items on TF2. please don't Troll me or make me cry like a little filly, that would upset Cave Johnson.. ;-;
☻/ By the way, this is Bob, /▌ Copy and paste him so he can / \ take over Steam and Replace Gaben to MAKE EPISODE 3!
And this is Lenny ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) here are Lenny's friends ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) they'll fuck you UP!
Soon... soon my army will be as strong as the Bro Army! We are here to spread Terror and Heavy-Pyros for glory and fame.
It has been made, my creation come to life, this... is... HPK! For those of you that do not know the sole purpose of this group or why it was made, this is basically like SulfurousChain's group, to fuck around and stuff..
Anyways, our main theme is the Saints Row III menu theme, our secondary theme is Kill Everybody - Skrillex {Metal Version}, and the third theme is Epic Sax Guy - 8 Bit Version. we are an online gang of heavies that look like pyros [SulfurousChain Servers] to be as bad ass as we can, so join today! I will be accepting any PewDiePie Bros or Bronies to my group, but if you are a troll, hater or just want to annoy/spam my group page then you will be removed. i am fine with appreciators of MLP but please, try not to drop any spoons... you WILL be reported to Molestia to love and tolerate the flank out of.. and that won't be too pleasant.
Announcements may NOT be spammed, deleted or duplicated in any form of abuse, or i will demote you to a member if you fail to obey the rules. Racism, sexism and/or Prejudice towards any ethnicity or culture will get you permanently banned from this group. It is not tolerable either because people may find it offensive and leave the group, i do not want to lose members and i am sure YOU don't want that to happen either.
Admin/Officer Positions:
Vector= [✬✬]✬✬✬General and -Λgent °f Value-
Tempy= Group Lobster [i shall not mess up again]
Aut!stic Pon-3 (aka Tison)= Group DJ/Singer
TTENDER aka Tate= Group Box/Announcer
Dr. Splints= Gmod Addict
Milkman (aka Frank West)= Group Space Nazi
-=Sgt=- Phantom Soldier (aka Relaxing Applejack)= Group RP Captain
Kitty= Group Donut Maker
HeilungBones= Group Poptart
BlackStir56= Vector's IRL Friend [met at High School]
and Stealthy Robot aka Broken Joystick= Woona Unsafer-er/Sandvich Dispenser
Moderator Positions:
Mr. Palliman= Group Child [he's 10 IRL]
Aka= Group Raptor
The Iron Potato= Group Potato :u [he lifts like, half]
Jolly Old Hoovy= Lime Brotha [Epiknezz too]
Tabby The Party Cat= Group Cat
Desoosis= Group NEINER
Lightning Twister= Group Feragajabstab :v
and Paper Cut= Group Idea Brainstormer
**Dkade and Wave, former members of SulfurousChain Servers and | HPK |, are to remain Banned from this group until they apologize for wronging ME, i do not want to go into discussion of what our break-up was caused by.**
As a pledge of being in HPK, you will whenever in Team Fortress 2's own SulfurousChain's server type into chat !em and as a heavy, select the pyro model because 1). it looks badass, and 2). ... well i really can't think of another reason to explain it's bitchin' swag.
Now officially, each year on Aug. 24, which i have claimed it to be called Heavy-Pyro Day, we shall celebrate the Clan's birth by making our players into Heavies, Pyros or Heavy-Pyros annually until midnight.