Good day, my name doesn't really bloody matter, I change the thing at the drop of a hat. Speaking of which: all trades are welcome, even bad ones, it gives you an excuse to talk to me. Take note that I will never sell an item with deep sentimental connection. Examples: Josh's Hat of Cards, my Eliminating the Impossible set, my Tuxxy, my Dr. Whoa, Cinna's Blueprints, Archimedes, Strange Bonesaw, and Mutton Chops uncraftable weapons, anything named by me, and my Strange Medigun. Regarding politics: I don't give a damn about politics. TF2 and Steam in general offer me refuge from politics. I play a good deal of tf2, it's a sublime game, full of colourful characters, balanced mechanics and weapons (mostly), an array of fun non-orange/teufort/trade maps, and an amazing soundtrack. I don't fancy the projectile classes, nor do I like the assassin classes. I take on a more supportive role, you see. I get high off of needles instead of pills. Yep, I can't be funny even if my life depended on it. Competitive TF2: Currently I lack a mic, hold back the stream of tears! You wouldn't have wanted me to play with you anyways due to my higher pitch. I tend to MGE a lot, it's great for honing my shotgun aim. I welcome CONSTRUCTIVE criticism; none of that sodding "lol he have funy voice he be bad medic XD" rubbish. I love string instruments, they're so moving to me. I'm a notorious lover of South Park, Sherlock Holmes and Tolkien lore. I simply venerate British Comedy, Blackadder being my all time love. I also have a horrible reputation for rambling and gambling, keep those crates away!