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Make sure it's the real me. Level 40 on Steam, 2200+ TF2 hours, 500+ hours on CS:GO, 70+ games.

Send me a trade offer here
Currently Offline
Last Online 13 hrs, 50 mins ago
Items Up For Trade
1,125
Items Owned
1,424
Trades Made
967
Market Transactions
things i'm buying/selling:

TF2 Outpost [www.tf2outpost.com]
Backpack [backpack.tf]
Marketplace [marketplace.tf]

Send me a trade offer here

How I value item offers.

Go to backpack.tf, and search for your item on the classifieds. The highest bot buyer will be what I will value your item at.

If offering in unusuals, please add me to talk. I will value them at ~80% of bp.tf price.

I do not take any TF2 skins. Period. Unless they're unusual.
Screenshot Showcase
1st pair of gloves.
Random Rants
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umer - apparently my name is the same as a Polish village.

Got a 5 day trade cooldown starting 22-12-2016, because Safari on my iPhone kept saying incorrect login despite inputing the right password, and I reset my password using forgot my password function. FML.

PC Specs.

MacBook Air (13-Inch, Mid 2013)

CPU: Intel i7-4650U 1.7 GHz
GPU: Intel HD Graphics 5000 1536 MB
RAM: 3 MB DDR3 1600 MHz x 2
Storage: 250 GB PCI SSD

Workstation.

Custom Built in Summer 2015

CPU: Intel® Core™ i5-4690 Processor @ 3.62GHz
GPU: Asus GeForce GTX 970 4GB STRIX
RAM: 2x8GB DDR4 2400MHz
Storage: 240GB SSD, 3TB Western Digital Caviar Black 7200 RPM
Monitor: AOC G2460P 24" 144Hz LED Monitor 1ms Response, LG 22" IPS Monitor 60Hz 5ms Response

TF2 Meet Your Match update in a nutshell.

Casual a.k.a. Tryhard Pubs

Competitive:
Too good - Opponents abandon
Too shit - You lose

gg

I'm half decent at demo, solly, scout and sniper. Probably worst at scout out of the 4 classes. But that's my opinion.

EDIT 17-04-2017: I can't play TF2 at all nowadays. Rip those 2200 hours.

My ShitTube Channel

CS:GO config

//crosshair

cl_crosshairalpha "255"
cl_crosshaircolor "5"
cl_crosshaircolor_b "255"
cl_crosshaircolor_r "255"
cl_crosshaircolor_g "0"
cl_crosshairdot "s0"
cl_crosshairgap "0"
cl_crosshairsize "3"
cl_crosshairstyle "5"
cl_crosshairusealpha "1"
cl_crosshairthickness "0.25"
cl_fixedcrosshairgap "-5"
cl_crosshair_outlinethickness ".5"
cl_crosshair_drawoutline "1"

//buy binds

bind "kp_ins" "buy vest;"
bind "kp_del" "buy vesthelm;"
bind "kp_enter" "buy defuser;"
bind "kp_end" "buy hegrenade;"
bind "kp_downarrow" "buy flashbang;"
bind "kp_pgdn" "buy smokegrenade;"
bind "kp_leftarrow" "buy decoy;"
bind "kp_5" "buy molotov; buy incgrenade;"
bind "kp_rightarrow" "buy p250;"
bind "kp_home" "buy tec9; buy fiveseven;"
bind "kp_uparrow" "buy deagle;"
bind "kp_slash" "buy ump45;"
bind "kp_multiply" "buy ak47; buy m4a1;"
bind "kp_minus" "buy awp;"
bind "kp_plus" "buy ssg08;"

//sound + sens

sensitivity 0.9
voice_enable 1
alias toggle_voice_1 "voice_enable 0; say_team *voice communication is off*; alias toggle_voice toggle_voice_2"
alias toggle_voice_2 "voice_enable 1; say_team *voice_communication is on*; alias toggle_voice toggle_voice_1"
alias toggle_voice toggle_voice_1
bind v toggle_voice
snd_musicvolume 0.1

//graphics

cl_disablehtmlmotd "1"
cl_forcepreload "1"
fps_max “240”
mat_queue_mode "2"
r_drawtracers_firstperson "0"
r_eyegloss "0"
r_eyemove "0"
r_eyeshift_x "0"
r_eyeshift_y "0"
r_eyeshift_z “0”
r_eyesize "0"
cl_radar_always_centered "0"
cl_radar_icon_scale_min "1"
cl_teammate_colors_show "2"
r_dynamic "1"
snd_mixahead "0.05"

//smoke jumpthrow bind

alias "+jumpthrow" "+jump;-attack"
alias "-jumpthrow" "-jump"
bind "mouse5" "+jumpthrow"

//viewmodel

viewmodel_fov 68
viewmodel_offset_x 2
viewmodel_offset_y -2
viewmodel_offset_z -2
cl_bobamt_lat 0
cl_bobamt_vert 0
cl_righthand 1
cl_viewmodel_shift_right_amt 0.25
cl_viewmodel_shift_right_amt 0.5
cl_bobcycle 0.1
cl_bobamt_vert 0.1
cl_bobamt_lat 0.1
cl_bob_lower_amt 5

Recent Activity

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last played on Oct 24
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:) Dec 6 @ 12:17pm 
added to sell keys for paypal
YaaY Dec 6 @ 6:20am 
sir did you like mine hat ? i can do 25% for it
Aryeah Dec 6 @ 1:46am 
added to trade
Anonymous Dec 6 @ 1:04am 
added to sell keys
Squid Dec 6 @ 12:33am 
added to sell keys via paypal
Coco need a hug Dec 4 @ 7:03pm 
hi , i send you a offert quicksell for stainlees plot , can accept fast pls