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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
20.3 hrs on record (19.6 hrs at review time)
It's like my own personal Novella, it's crazy. My kings bastard son usurped the throne.
Posted November 27, 2023.
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18.6 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The absolute best part of this game is how easy it is to find yourself screwing around with your friends

Then all of a sudden ♥♥♥♥ gets real and you're the sole survivor. You can't find the exit and that thing that snapped your friends neck and dragged his body away is peering at you from the other room. Now you lose the cool toilet you bought for the ship because you weren't competent enough to reach quota.

Always a good time. Highly recommend it.
Posted November 19, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
My ONLY real complaint is that it lags incredibly. This game lags to hell and back. The performance issues are annoying and while I love literally everything else I probably won't pick it back up until they fix that.

Also, though you can pick your pronouns, the game slips up in some places and uses 'She' or 'He' depending on the model you picked. Also Also, You have to have a controller. I don't really care about the controller thing, my hands are all messed up so I find controllers genuinely easier to use.
Posted October 27, 2021. Last edited January 31, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.5 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
I have such a good time anytime I pop into a room or start my own. There are a lot of people that are yelling slurs and obscenities to try and be offensive but I mostly find these efforts to be hilarious. If you offend easily, I don't recommend this game because you will probably get at least one troll in every room.
If you love watching people make total asses of themselves and starting random arguments with strangers then this is the best way to do that. I watched a guy get interrupted and respond with "Shut Up, you're bald" and the ensuing argument was the hardest I'd laughed all day.
Also, when you find a fun room where people are playing the game as intended, it's usually great. If you love to have a good time and are a laughy person you'll get a kick out of this no matter what kind of room you end up in.
Posted December 23, 2020.
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273.0 hrs on record (30.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
With the wide range of random events that could happen, no two rounds of this game will ever be the same. The Atmosphere is exciting, the detective work is incredible and there is nothing better than your friends sucking and dying even though you were the one agitating the ghost.

A few people will tell you that once you figure out what to do that you can get through a game in about 4 minutes and yeah I can't argue with that. However, you don't have to leave once you have your answer. I just goof around the house, seeing if me talking about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure for a long time will make a Mare snap my neck. Playing with friends is an infinite amount of fun. Especially if your friends aren't fans of horror games like mine are. 1 Horror fanatic and 3 people who can barely handle Resident Evil makes for a very entertaining round.

In conclusion. Fun game to fool around with, fun to play seriously and fun if you have friends to play with.
Posted October 17, 2020.
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0.6 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
This game was a delight

My Secret word was Worship
Kinda diggin' my fate.
Posted August 31, 2020.
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405 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
29.1 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
If you're like me, you're very particular when you buy a game. You want to think about how much you'll play it, for how long, if you can play it over and over again and if your experience will be different each time. I went into this game thinking I would play it a couple of times, learn everything I needed to and could clock every achievement before hitting 9 hours of gameplay total.

Do Not Feed the Monkeys follows us, a weird protagonist who has way too much time on their hands and an apartment the size of a bathroom stall, watching various people or 'monkeys' through our monitor while balancing our health. You can interfere or you can do nothing or you can be an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ . Really, you can do what you want. These people's lives are essentially your soap opera and you can mess with their narratives how you wish .

I wasn't enticed into playing the game by the multiple endings, those usually only aggravate me because I don't like multiple endings, however the abrupt end is why I hit 'new game'. This game will end on day 16, regardless of storylines you haven't finished and things you have yet to do. It will end there and what you have done is done and what you haven't done remains. I restarted my game with hopes you find out what the full story was in one of the cameras I had and it is when I hit new game for the second time that I knew that I would be replaying this game many more times.

By day 16 I had 25 cameras to watch. When I restarted and reached day 16 again I had only had 4 cameras that were the same. Just 4. There are so many stories I haven't seen the end to and so many stories I probably have yet to see, not to mention there are different ways for all these stories to unfold. A few people told me I probably wouldn't even reach day 16 on my first play through because of all the information that was thrown in your face when you start. So when I did beat the game I assumed this game didn't have many surprises left for me but I was very wrong.

I have, so far in my less than 24hrs of owning it, replayed Do Not Feed the Monkey 3 times. Each time was a mostly new experience.


TL;DR

I highly recommend this game. I've bought so many games and there are none that I would recommend more. This is well worth the money
Posted July 10, 2019. Last edited March 28, 2022.
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