Brendan

Scranton, Pennsylvania, United States 

I cover myself from head to toe in white lithium grease before I go into battle. I glisten in the sunlight like an unholy sculpture born for war. The lack of oxygen reaching my skin makes me tingle, the lithium erases fear. I'm so slippery, so lithe- I feel the air moving around me as I kill. I can barely keep the guns in my hands, the recoil causes them to almost leap out of my grasp. I've reined the bull of heaven and together we will shake the earth. When I exhale and open my eyes, I am in an ocean of blood but I am in terrifying contrast as it merely streaks down my alabaster form and pools at my feet.

why hello there

 

Fizz posted on September 13, 2011 @ 8:13am

SAD STORIIIIIIIII
boy: happey vielsentines dai babeyey!!!11 (he hands her sum chocilets)
girl: yum (eats cholecelets)
boy: do u like thim?
girl: ye but u asm illergick to chocldoletes
boy: y didt u telll miiiii????!!!!!!11
girl: cos i wantid u 2 fiel gud cbout givin me a gift
boy: r u gonanbe ok?
girl: nop (is ded)

Like this if you cry eveur time!!

 

Scorpius posted on February 27, 2011 @ 6:40pm

where r u

 

P h a r o n y K posted on December 17, 2010 @ 12:32am

STALKERTOOLS IS EVERYWHERE.

 

karbrino posted on December 16, 2010 @ 6:02pm

About to do nothing.

 

Dewp posted on July 17, 2010 @ 10:00pm

u can be my dad if u want but if u dont then thats ok cuz i still luv u

 

Cugel The Clever posted on July 02, 2010 @ 11:46pm

welp

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