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The Trojan Empire is not a clan, nor is it a club. The Trojan Empire is an elite group of warriors.
More below.

The Trojans are a group of strong and elite warriors who appear in certain pubs such as MysticDeath.com Servers.

Trojan culture apparently revolves around brotherhood and strength.

Trojans show high regard for individuals who display great strengh with others in team-killing games.

Trojan warriors are trained from infancy to be nothing but soldiers of war; they are to be perfect in every respect and aspect of war, and nothing else.

Trojans have been known to take on a wide range of occupations, including TKing, spamming, raging, and such.

In basic appearance, Trojans are tacticle warriors with epic helmets including the pubicle hairs of a redheaded Canadian.
The only goal that is within the mind of a Trojan is to yield the enemy onto defeat.

For leisure, Trojans enjoy team-killing and car smashing, bitching, complaining, calling people names like "bitch" repeatedly, pissing kids off and raging in general.

Size is variable in the Trojan world, while most Trojans are a bit larger than the average human in penis size and mass; it is apparent that a few
grow to exaggeratedly huge sizes, as seen in the case of a Trojan King, who is several hundred times larger in size than others of his men.

Trojans are exceptionally resistant to noobs, to the point of being able to make them cry and whine. This is a valuable ability in raging. Not surprisingly, they are uncomfortable under massive-admin sitations.

Trojans maintain a diet of noobs and chips.
They also favor an occasional toke of high quality marijuana or cannabis for enjoyment.
It is known that marijuana can be a tool to increase certain abilities in a Trojan.

Trojans are obviously capable of reproduction, since the popularity causes an epidemic to arise in which a player suddenly realizes they're a Trojan.
This is enlightment or liberation.

A Trojan refers to a young woman as "bro", although still using feminine pronouns to refer her, which demonstrates that while Trojans recognize fraternity in other races without regard to sex, they can distinguish bitches nonetheless. Therefore, notions of sexual Trojan reproduction are highly likely due to hermaphrodites.
Due to this, us Trojans have produced a safety tight clear bag slip device to protect against this.

There are obviously simple rules and information for a Trojan.
1) You do not talk about Trojans.
2) You DO NOT talk about Trojans.
3) If someone says "stop, stfu", continue with your process.
4) You can bitch to anyone.
5) Start as many fights as possible.
6) No care about the game.
7) Rages will go on as long as they have to.
8) You must use the microphone.
9) You must annoy female players.
10) Refer to 1-10

Following this, you are therefore enlightened from the bounds of this game and become a Trojan.