Alphonse Elric

Flapjack Wilson: you will get to shoot stuff with me instead of elizabeth
TillsterRulz: but elizabeth is sexy
TillsterRulz: even though shes (REDACTED)
TillsterRulz: id totes me gotes tap that
Flapjack Wilson: im sexier
Flapjack Wilson: just keep a picture of her open while you play
Flapjack Wilson: when your waiting for your next match fap into a jar
Flapjack Wilson: and when you get lonely while you play pour it onto your head
TillsterRulz: who is this
TillsterRulz: this isnt casey
Flapjack Wilson: no its elizabeth
Flapjack Wilson: come play with me
Flapjack Wilson: ohhhhhh
TillsterRulz: ...
TillsterRulz: NOTI SURE IF WANT

AIN'T NOT REST FOR THA' WICKED

A small, simple, short game that is best kept played for being drunk and getting angry at.

2/10. Would not flashbang.

This is my GOTY 2012. It's that awesome, you will love it.

It also has tits in it, so I think that's enough to make you buy this.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

AND NEVER BEFORE HAVE I HAD SO MUCH FUN WHILE DOING SO.

IN A NUTSHELL: Crazy mercenary dude runs around killing Africans with broken weapons that eventually blow up in your face.

SEEK. LOCATE. EXTERMINATE.

I'M A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE! DIGGY DIGGY HOLE! I'M DIGGING A HOLE

The first Deus Ex is said to be the greatest game of all time, and I so far believe that from just playing this one. I have never felt more immersed in a video game than ever before. I actually felt like I was Adam Jensen going around being a super badass augmented soldier. The storyline is absolutely beautiful, with 4 endings to choose from, you will face a hard making desicion in the end to end an epic storyline. This game is truely worth your time, and you should give it a try.

ALSO AUGMENTED TITS HURRR 10/10

Oh my sweet baby Jesus mother of Celestia, this game is amazing. It may be nothing more than an interactive movie, but it sure as hell is a damn good movie. In this game you will face tough making desicions; like to save a nerd who has done nothing in his life or save a reporter who has super 1337 gun skills! No, I'm serious, this game really does stress you out in deciding what to do. An interging storyline based off the infamous comic book seris will leave you biting your nails and at the edge of your seat every moment you play.

tl;dr shit happens 10/10 HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

"It is here in the Metro we are born. It is here in the Metro where we live. It is here in the Metro where we die."

AKA POLIS STATION ARYTOM 10/10

"Where the bloody hell do you get a tiger anyways!?!?"

"Looks like they had a hard time parking their BOAT."

BEST VIDEO GAME LINE EVER 10/10

Nominee for one of the greatest games ever.

One of the best sequals I've ever played.

God damn Bethesda, they keep making amazing games! I swear this will be the first game I'll get 200 hours in. The main quest is amazing, but short. And all the side quests were easy to find and do, plus they kept me entertained throughout the game. The gameplay is similiar to most Bethesda games, but for reason Skyrim differs from the rest. The Steam workshop just makes this game 20% cooler, you could not even imagine how amazing it is to fight giant dragons with a Minecraft diamond pickaxe wearing light daedric armor. Seriosuly, get this game. It. Is. Amazing.

Even though it's one of the newer Battlefields and doesn't fit into the style of the old Battlefields, doesn't mean it sucks. I prefer this one over BF2 just because of the Frostbite engine and graphics. Plus I find it easier to player. The singleplayer was a bit wonky, but it was okay. Still a better SP than BF3. But the MP in BF3 is way better.

This is said to be the, "best," Battlefield game out, but as a fan of the newer Battlefield's, I'm not really convinced. The gameplay is quite simple, normal as any other Battlefield game but not as refined like the newer ones. I don't like the fact that you start out with everything you need, I do like earning things myself (Like in the newer Battlefields). Overall it's a good game but it's just not my taste.

A very addicting game full of awesome random generated worlds/levels and fun bosses/enemies.

Z-Z-ZAMBIE?!?!?

A game dedicated to having fun. With epic music, epic weapons, epic enemies, and epic maps, this game is worth your while. I give it a 9/10.

This game has given me nightmares, made me piss my pants, and scream for my mom. Frictional Games has outdone themeselves in this game. Your experience completely depends on your immersion, if you don't follow the rules you won't be scared at all. The storyline is easy to follow, and quite enjoyable. The gameplay is slow, but it just adds to the fact that you are defenseless against the horrors that await for you in the dark. I give a warning to all who dare to play this game, you will be scared stiff. Overall I give the game a chilling 9/10, almost near perfection. I cannot wait for another game by Fricitional Games, for they are truely awesome.

This game took me quite while to complete, dispite the fact that I went off killing almost everyone I saw. So I probably took out 20 hours of gameplay. The storyline was interesting, I found myself considering all factions in the Mojave (I eventually chose Yes Man as my ally). I was happy with the ending I had received, I considered it the good ending, and I could tell that there were a lot more endings to be found. Overall I give the game a 8.5/10, it's a good game, but it's not better than Fallout 3.

Get this game. Don't ask, just do it.

Just doing this for the ticket. But good game.

If you play PC and don't own this game, then you can go die at the bottom of a bottomless pit.

MineCraft in 2D!

It's Portal!

Valve games never die...

Anything is possible in this game.