Blessings of the holy scrotum.

Brothers! Lay down your arms to that of the Chivalrous Chode, the everlasting symbol of bravery and valor. We must honor that of the Chode, and protect it if it means laying down our lives for it. It is all-powerful, it is all mighty, it is Chivalrous.

Somebody is such a faggot.


Drak's gay as stuff ^
Robert's cool as stuff V


Praise be to His well-endowed genitals!
Let us begin with a reading from our cum-stained scripture;
"And Ronald McGodDamnedDonald said unto Uncle Jessie, 'I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck.' Just as Jessie pulled out his 34 inch switchblade, Darren Sharper trucked into him with an entire football team literally on his back." AMEN.

Now our description can officially begin.
We are the whiteknighting paladins of the internet who keep the place clear from trolls like you(you)! And we've been here for over TWO FUCKING YEARS so we're definitely NO newfags okay.

So if u wan b a witnit paldin of balsak contac robyt or drk k.