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18 of 50 (36%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Jun 24 @ 4:07pm

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Jun 24 @ 4:53pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Jun 25 @ 5:49am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Jun 25 @ 4:04am


You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Jun 26 @ 1:49pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Jun 24 @ 4:04am


You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Jun 24 @ 3:58pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Jun 24 @ 5:23pm


You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Jun 24 @ 3:53am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jun 25 @ 3:24am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jun 25 @ 6:15am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Jun 25 @ 5:45am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Jun 26 @ 1:50pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Jun 26 @ 12:16pm


You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Jun 26 @ 11:13am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Jun 24 @ 4:39pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Jun 24 @ 4:40pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Jun 24 @ 6:14pm


You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.


Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.


You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.


You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.


You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.


You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

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