Destroying bad culture, one country at a time

You've seen the signs: Michelle Bachmann, Twilight, Jonas Brothers, Cartoon Network, The Christian Right. And they lead to one thing: our culture is going down the crapper. The great movies, shows, comics and myths of yesterday, are being replaced with brain-dead celebrities, mindless rhetoric and shit shit shit, which is what our brains are becoming because of it, as evidenced by the Teabaggers and douchebags you met and seen. Oh! And no one seems to be doing jackshit about global warming. They are, but not enough.

And that's only the beginning: The Christian Right is hellbent on their dominionist agenda: to make sure everything in our country (if not our planet) conforms to their strict, unjust, rigid and dogmatic interpretation of the Bible.

And they aren't some lunatic fringe, either. They have massive political and social influence in America, even indoctrinating children into their ranks with their emotional blackmail of "obey everything we say, or you will burn for eternity." If they took control, then say goodbye to anime, WoW, hentai, furries, gay rights, contraception, environmentalism, other religions, free speech and more.

But that is where we come in: We are The Kitsune Society. We are devoted to denouncing and ending the crap in our media, and promoting good culture, alongside creating a whole new cultural identity through activism, lectures, entertainment, media, and even non-violent direct action.

But you see, it's much more than just tree-hugging and criticizing for the sake of the world, but it is also for the sake of the next. A trio of my friends, who are talented psychics, have helped me connect directly with our supporters and patron spirit: The Kitsune, the nine-taled foxes of Japanese legend.

Through intensive research, comparisons and thought experiments, sealed by an oath of truth, I have determined their discoveries to be legitimate. The spirit world is also the collective unconscious. Everything and anything is there, created either by humans, or appearing in human imagination.

The spirits rely on us to provide them with energy (Chi), as much as we rely on them to answer our prayers. Much of this is done through the human emotions tied to works of art and culture, as well as our very state of mind. The dumbing down of western civilization, and perhaps even eastern, deprives them of the Chi they need, threatening their very existence.

That's where we come in! By helping the spirits, we're helping humans, and vice versa! We are the Kitsune Society, the vanguard of the new age! Wanna join? Go ahead. Wanna leave? Be my guest. Wanna criticize us? Don't hesitate, and help us get better. We know of the damage that restrictive cults do to their flock.

Spread the word, have some fun, and remember not to startle the Witch!

Thank you, and good luck!
--Headmaster Buranto.