Theoretical Ryuk
California, United States
 
 
I have been teaching others how to spy (mostly trickstabs) and i will try to connect with anyone else. I have played spy for over 2,000 hours.

Youtube Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUaJMzJSem6tWg0GB9hj6HQ

Computer Info:
Processor: AMD FX(tm)-8350 Eight-Core Processor 4.00GHz
RAM: 16.0 GB

Currently Offline
Last Online 4 hrs, 28 mins ago
People are dumb
Retarded Conversations

Koro Senei ??™: Hey jc
JC: sup
Koro Senei ??™: https://40.media.tumblr.com/ae03b99a002914783dbfcc17e23af416/tumblr_nphji1iT1U1ur58p8o1_r1_1280.jpg
Koro Senei ??™: On a scale of
Koro Senei ??™: 1-10
Koro Senei ??™: What d u rate
Koro Senei ??™: *do
JC: weeaboo/10
JC: ok srsly though
JC: uh
JC: flat chested
JC: no build
JC: not sure what the butt looks like
JC: +1 for innocence though
Koro Senei ??™: So wht would you rate
Koro Senei ??™: *what
JC: 7
Koro Senei ??™: umm
Koro Senei ??™: Im sorry JC
Koro Senei ??™: thats a guy
JC: shit
JC: oh well
JC: IN MY MIND I STILL BELIEVE
JC: THAT BENEATH THOSE CLOTHES
JC: IS A VAGINA
Koro Senei ??™: Do you want to see proof
JC: i guess
JC: its midnight
JC: i have no moral compass atm
Koro Senei ??™: https://res.cloudinary.com/the-news-hub/image/upload/q_60,f_auto/v1429931396/wvsrvk6gfgi7t8si4kv6.jpg
JC: welp
Koro Senei ??™: Yeah

RETF2 ┃ Maestro Đarkharmen: everytime you go after a trickstab, you have to shout in the mic, anime style, TRICKSTAB-UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ツ): hey sexy
(ツ): are you a spy main?
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: lmao
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: yes
(ツ): lord have mercy on you

klown: im so stupid
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: isn't school back though
klown: nope
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: oh that makes sense
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: im back in school and i got AP calculus
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: my brain is like YES
klown: what if i say i don't know what is a ap calculus is lol
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: Its
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: math
klown: oh its 2+2=69
klown: ok
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: y = 2x^2 +12x + 6
klown: manamejeff
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: what a memer
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: you know
klown: acutally im a legit memequeen
klown: they call me fiona
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: I seriously didn't think you were this corrupted by memes

Hobbes -TPF- : IM NOT FALLIN FOR THESEW STABS IM JUST BAD AT STRAFING

BannedManWalking : GET YOUR LITTLE EBOLAIDS KNIFE OUTTA MY BACK FAG

Threejason: no homo but we be smoking penis tonight

{C.A.N} Pete The Unicorn [DK] : this spy is a plat9

ϟσlɗα† Ɗe Ƈhriϟ† : theoretical hackingi

TheDerelKarak: angry chicken avenges her family by killing 10k blacks
TheDerelKarak: sorry

*DEAD* Cardboard : the spies do nothing but destroy the work of the white man
*DEAD* Cardboard : *jews

zemuff: Threejason: he stair stabbed me
Threejason: while i was chewingh
Threejason: my sandwich
Threejason: and i almost choked
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: ROFL
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: don't choke
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: thats how pornstars die
Threejason: YOU MADE ME PANI-
Threejason: yea thats true
Threejason: or stds
Threejason: that too

「Quality」: you're posting unfunny ifunny memes, you've done enough to warrant a death penalty IMO

Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: thats my lag
Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: some of the clips are on africa servers
Pyrrhus: you are the worst thing to happen to africa since the introduction of aids
Pyrrhus: lol

No Please: im going to bed and so is vector
No Please: another fact is vectors also CA
No Please: and moo
SiLex 4000 hours of fire: wait
SiLex 4000 hours of fire: are you trying to tell me you go to bed with vector and that moo will eventually join you both WTF ??
No Please: W H A T

stealthy: Ceebo should do asmr

neo: I hate crippled people

JC: A N I ME
JC is now Offline.

not even good at this game: I'm still continue thinking that your avatar is some super secret formula for spy stab, maybe lag stab.
pt Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: wat
pt Theoretical Spy ʂɧ ɧɧ: lmao

*DEAD* AdriTheMedi : wtf
*DEAD* AdriTheMedi : you were like 2 feet infront of me
AdriTheMedi : next thing I know I see you stab in front of me
AdriTheMedi : on my screen you were in front of me
Bob Parr : yeah, that spy is a little too good

ghost: If you tell me to just click on faces I'm going to send a pyro main to your house
Oh hey, Its carpal tunnel: Lmao what if i lag in real life too
ghost: Thats called having downs
Oh hey, Its carpal tunnel: Lmao

♕ Royal00000003 ♕: BITCH
♕ Royal00000003 ♕: IMA WARFRAME
♕ Royal00000003 ♕: WITH U
♕ Royal00000003 ♕: SO IF U DONT GET UR MEXICAN ASS IN DISCORD ILL FUGGIN BAN U OVER THE WALL
♕ Royal00000003 ♕: ILL SEND U TO THE MEXICANO REALM
♕ Royal00000003 ♕: ILL RIP OFF THAT MUSTACHE YOU HAVE AND SHOVE THE HAIRS IN UR COCK HOLE
♕ Royal00000003 ♕: THEN MAKE U NUT WITH THE PAIN OF THEM ITCHING FROM THE INSIDE
♕ Royal00000003 ♕: SO
♕ Royal00000003 ♕: i suggest joining discord
♕ Royal00000003 ♕: and hopefully not putting that on ur wall of text
♕ Royal00000003 ♕: BOI

*DEAD* Floot by the Foot : ok
*DEAD* Floot by the Foot : yup
*DEAD* Theoretical Spy (college) : xd
*DEAD* Floot by the Foot : teach me
Floot by the Foot : I wll exploit 180 degree angles

Chen{H.C}: gotta turn that shitty knife into a titty knife

Two can play at that game moo: rofl
Two can play at that game moo: take your shower
Identity Theft: No you cant say that
Identity Theft: That's laylas job
Two can play at that game moo: well im telling you cause you cant be me
Two can play at that game moo: and not shower for a year
Two can play at that game moo: so fuck off
Identity Theft: It's identity theft sure I can
Two can play at that game moo: only me is me
Identity Theft: Nuh uh
Identity Theft: I'm gonna steal moo's identity next
Identity Theft: In a way that doesnt make me look like an autistic fanboy
Identity Theft: First it was Ryuk
Identity Theft: Then you
Identity Theft: Next is moo
Identity Theft: Oh man I have a hit list here
Identity Theft is now Online.
Identity Theft: Please don't publicise my hitlist on your wall

JC: OHHH
JC: IM A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH
JC: YOURE A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH
JC: WERE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH
•BOO• Theoretical Spy: "Dont sing along patrick"

Oun: guess I will never know what lv4 is, because I will never watch his 5 hours documentary on that one stab
Oun: "it all started when I was born"
Oun: "my mum would tell me to eat my cereal as a little boy, but I'd just lv4 circle strafe that bitch right back to spawn"
Oun: "she then called me a cheater"
Oun: "fuck you mum, I eat what I want" *tips fedora
Oun: no wait
Oun: *cloaks*
Oun: hell yeah
Oun: wait nvm
Oun: he'd never use the cloak
Oun: but *whips out dr before getting hit by mum* doesn't add the feeling I am looking for
•BOO• Theoretical Spy: what is this conversation
•BOO• Theoretical Spy: lol

PathDoc15: dead ass i was low key very hype the whole day to get home to a rotton orange bills
PathDoc15: /:
PathDoc15: wrong person
PathDoc15: whoops
PathDoc15: xd
•BOO• Theoretical Spy: w h a t
PathDoc15: guy promised me a rotton orange bills
PathDoc15: turned out it was a meme
PathDoc15: ur name looks similar to his
PathDoc15: :^)
PathDoc15: m e m e d

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