A maid at your service, anything you want; I can provide. Free of charge.
Merzig, Saarland, Germany 
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/theblackdeer/
My name is BlackDeer. You may call me Mazahtl if you wish, Disregard my actual name for I do not wish to be called my real name.
I suppose I might take the time once again to summarize who I am, so alas let's start.
Name : Mazahtl
Sex: Male
Species: Hybrid of white-tailed and red deer.
Interests: Drawing, playing videogames with Stat, Krossos and that other one who likes Soy Juice. Yea, Soy juice mother fucker, theres no Soy titty so no such thing as Soy Milk. and fuck Lactose Interlant Milk, fuck that shit and fuck fat free milk.
oh yea, forgot... And /v/, furry stuff, fursuits, Nyan Koi, Berserk, DDR/stepmania, talking over the phone or chatting 1 on 1 shit about anything like life and politics and shit - somthing none of you fuckers are into, Susumu Hirasawa and Techno crap, making friends laugh or atleast trying to make them mad or pump out enough of some kind of emotion to let them really express themselves instead of dumbfucks who repress their shitty ideas and all in order to compensate some kind of respectful legit conversation without offending someone. Atleast be honest, yea? :3 Oh and I like uh.. I like zombie games - Survival horror genre. Somthing like left4dead or serious sam. No, somthing like Demons souls or Monster hunter. I want to enjoy having fun with friends while we try to survive and not get our asses killed like bitches. That shit's fun, you know it.
Buy a quarter ounce of weed (7 grams)
Take a stick of butter and put it into a pot.
Melt the butter.
Put weed into pot (lol, weed into pot).
Simmer the butterweed on low heat for 30 minutes, stirring every 5 minutes. Butter burns easily.
Now for the cake. You will need:
4 eggs
1-1/3 cup (325 mL) milk
1 tbsp (15 mL) vanilla
4 cups (1 L) sifted cake-and-pastry_flour
2 cups (500 mL) granulated sugar
5 tsp (25 mL) baking powder
1 tbsp (15 mL) grated orange rind
1 tsp (5 mL) salt
1 cup (250 mL) weedbutter, softened
Preparation:
Grease bottom and sides of 13- x 9-inch (3.5 L) cake pan. Line bottom with parchment or waxed paper. Set aside. In bowl, whisk together eggs, 1/3 cup (75 mL) of the milk and vanilla; set aside.
In separate large bowl, stir together flour, sugar, baking powder, orange rind and salt. Beat in butter and remaining milk at medium speed for 2 minutes or until fluffy. Beat in egg mixture in 3 additions, beating well and scraping down side of bowl between additions.
Scrape batter into prepared pan, smoothing top. Bake in 350°F (180°C) oven for 40 to 45 minutes or until golden, cake springs back when lightly touched and tester inserted in centre comes out clean. Let cool in pan on rack for 20 minutes.
Run knife around edge of cake; invert onto baking sheet and peel off parchment paper. Reinvent cake onto rack; let cool completely. (Make-ahead: Cake can be wrapped in plastic wrap and stored for up to 1 day or overwrapped and frozen for up to 2 weeks)
ENJOY
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