It's like lemmings, only in 3D. You got your villagers slowly wandering around doing the opposite of what you just asked them to do, then screaming "GOD HELP ME!" at the frist sign of uneven terrain.

The gameplay is incredibly repetitive, and you don't really interact with the villagers, out side of begging them to walk somewhere, and they don't really interact with you other than to yell at you every single time they see a drop of water.

So we got a fun little terrain sculpting game and a really linear objective. It gets old fast and there's no real drive to finish the game. So yeah, $10 TF2 hat.

Boom Boom Lacka-Lacka Boom Boom
Boom Boom Lacka-Lacka Boom Boom
Boom Boom Lacka-Lacka Boom Boom

It was a night like this
Four score years ago

I lit a cigarette
Picked up a M1 Garand
Start to go.
The sun was spitting fire
the sky was blue as ice

I felt a little tired so I watched "Why We Fight"

I shot a dinosaur
A Nazi dinosaur
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody Nazi dinosaur.

Another art game gone horribly wrong. Wonderful concept, but executed poorly. The game was probably never played by the people who created it. The main areas in the game are beautiful and entrancing, but all the other levels are incredibly dull and ugly. You can make a spartan, barren environment without using the same repeating rock texture over and over again. The game has major game play flaws. The creators wanted to create feelings of desperation and starvation by having your character being constantly on the brink of death. However, the nature of this game is one that should take hours to play, and if you make one mistake, you find yourself with a save file that you can't redeem no matter what. Hours of playtime lost and there's no way you can go back and get more health, because the world is simply out of health. There is a patch to make the game easier, but then it just feels like you're cheating. It's a beautiful game, but there's no way to experience most of it.