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Mark Jones

Neath, Neath Port Talbot, United Kingdom (Great Britain)

Shwmae!

My name is Mark I’m 1 of 10 children, therefore I’m not spoilt
rotten, not really. I live way up in the Welsh Neath valley –
tiny village called Melin. You can usually find me hanging
around Neath, Swansea. I’m not going to add you to my buddies
list unless i know u in person, or at least you engage in a
conversation with me first. Fill in my Blog if you’re bored. Yes
I have a big penis! And I’m totally awesome in bed! I’m pretty
confident and out going but not in a big headed way. I can
sometimes be a womaniser – ok sometimes I’m a bit big headed.
I’m VERY brainy when I want to be – TRUE BLONDE the rest of the
time! If only they could teach common sense at school! 98-2001
Neath comp – was kind of poo there! 05-06 Neath Collage, I.T
technician – was totally awesome there! 07-08 Swansea Uni
studying Nvq In I.T There. I now specialise in designing
Computers Repairs and Others IT Things.

I like my morning just got out of bed look hair, it’s the only
style i know. Only Pink Item I own is boxers that turned pink in
the wash - they cost me £25! Grrr!

I can’t iron to save me life! Teachers if you ever buy me a
drink! With ice please! I sometimes stutter when I’m drunk. Du.
Du... Dud... Dud… Dude Man! I have about 3-4 sugars in my tea,
I’m a sweet guy see... I figgin hate loosing my House keys, it
feels like the end of the world! I tend to make people smile.
Mainly laugh at me. I’m always genuine and trustworthy. I’m a
good shoulder to cry on. I kick ass in a pillow fight, and in
thumb wars, and in a game of twister! Despite what my g/f says,
I don’t snore in bed! Can’t think of anything else to say.

WHAT I LOVE

hot steamy sex, being in love, being loved, having a cwtch
(welsh word for hug), my Pc, being welsh, talking welsh (my
first language) Lambert and butler faggs, malabrow lights faggs,
Friday night, caswell beach, bikini girls, surfing, carling,
Teachers! Swansea marina, downhill biking, squeezing spots,
Ibiza, Greece, Italy, rugby, life guarding, girls, university
house parties, carnivals, converse, top gear, gym, hot pants &
French knickers, toys, cars, robots, naked girls, people who eat
seagulls (I’ve got a fear of them!) girls fighting, Lee thinking
he can fly to the moon after having 3 pints, jumping the white
lines on the zebra crossing, calling short people short ha!
winning goldfishes in the fair, pretending to be French when I’m
drunk, pretending not to be French when a French person talks
back to me, quiet deadly farts,

WHAT I HATE

cheaters, liars, crap sex, way over protective people, jealous
people, Monday mornings, Sunday hangovers, racism, homophobic
people, mini Goths, crying, being skint, pins and needles, 14
year olds pretending to be 16, 16 year olds pretending to be 18,
40 year old gay men pretending to be 18 year old girls,
seagulls, spiders, moth's, being single, being lonely, sleazy
girls, breaking your ankle chasing after sheep on the mountain,